Kanji

this is a flu dream, im convinced. and i dont have the flu.

fuck off with that fake twitter posting man

Plz happen

What a spineless little cretin this chump really is.

Sack McClaren. Hire Rafa. 10 match winning streak. Mid table finish. I wake up and it's all a dream. It's Wednesday morning ffs.

Bunch of unqualified and unprofessional pricks at the boardroom level. A total lack of infrastructure from the football side has proved to be a brilliant master stroke by Ashley again. We have no long term or contingency plans for anything. Just a bunch of crap about "due diligence" and finding "right characters" and all that load of guff. It's all far simpler than that. Cheap, willing to come, somehow affiliated with some old boys club of hacks or that French agency.

Not in a position to have leverage. We have no leverage because we're 19th in the fucking league. If the club wants to pretend they do ... Well it certainly doesn't surprise me.

"Foreign men"

Jonjo and Andy the smash brothers

Nothing is getting decided until the summer. Stay up or down. Manager or recruitment model. All that matters or the matches remaining this season.

Sundeland's CEO failed to read a defense case for a player they employ and Newcastle United have only a current plan A and have no idea how or when to change managers. Both clubs are fucking joke. Boro now look light years ahead.

Then what happens if he turns us down, which is very likely? Fold up the club, obviously.

Rafa is the only one I'd go for.

My god if we got Rafa in....

Someone stole his car

'Twas a wonderful few seconds in stoppage time. Overall the game we played was direct and horrific at times. We badly need Kaka fit all season as we're devoid of creativity and intelligence in attack. Molino still looks far off what he was pre injury so hopefully he gets back to his best. Hopefully Nocerino slots in and settles the middle of the park and if Kaka is hurt we at least have a seasoned and quality player who can play the box to box role and contribute on both ends of the pitch. Higuita needs to get back from injury too so we can bench Ribero and Carrasco. Carrasco is a decent DM on his best day but his passing is incredibly limited and slow. Midfield 3 of Nocerino, Ceren and Higuita is probably our best grouping. Although Ceren was a fool for getting a straight red like that and being the captain. Ceren and Higuita are actually excellent pressers and great passers of the ball - very quick and generally play 1 - 2 touch football. Front 3 of Kaka Larin and Molino is tasty with Ramos and Shea bombing up and down as wingers. Our CBs are Newcastle esque in crap still. Needs to be solidified. My issue yesterday is we went from the slick passing game to direct all match - which worked late but when we were up a man we should have been patient. Was amazing to see 60K show up and cheer them on. Was a fun day with perfect weather. We will average the the 33K we did last season for sure which is phenomenal and the right size of crowd. The soccer bros and fanboys will hopefully die off in a napalm fire and never return to the grounds.

Should be Rafa only

I think he takes Sports Direct far more seriously as a business. Newcastle is more of an advertising tool which he'd rather leave to other people to run. Football's not like other businesses though, you do need to involve competent people who understand the game, not accountants or casino managers. His advertising exposure in the Championship will be restricted - this is why I think he'll act. He got so rich because he made most of his money when the global economy was booming and he had hordes of cash to buy up more and expand more and was in good position to weather the storm when the economy tanked and he had bought up more to be in a position to profit on more expansion when things turned around.

We need a full clear out of every single employee in fitness and coaching tbh. Need a new training facility and medical team too. Whole place is crap. Somehow Dekka will survive the roach that his is.

The only cause and acceptable reason for delay is were sacking him and have replaced him with X When X = Rafa Or something

Get rid of McClaren and bring in a top guy and then clear everyone out after the season is up. Or not and fall into a black hole.

Kaka, Altidore, Lampard and Drogba all hurt for the opener. my NUFC anger is spilling into this now. Glad to see Brek and Molino flanking Larin. Nocerino not playing either.

Hope Merson chokes on his tea

I saw sissoko attempting to do something even if it didn't come off. But regardless they are all shit mongers.

The thought parents can't take their kids to see football just trying to shield them from utter horror of sport. that's so depressing.