Kanji

Colo recruiting this summer. Chuck & Ayoooze

You sure he is small though? Before you gan chucking accusations about? Dropout has depth perception issues on the TV? Staggered that anyone in the world "thought" Cabella was tall. Staggered.

The fuck.

Dropout is still feverishly googling to find out IF Cabella is 5 foot 7.

Fack man, this is frustrating as fuck.

His goal scoring celebrations are quite epic - that Spurs goal he scored he went absolutley nuts, was fucking awesome.

Colo 2 the brilliant full back numbered center half that he is.

Elliott, Bantz, Obertan and Willo can get lost. The rest I've no problem with.

What an insanely unnecessary thing to kick up a fuss over

"Cabella Sissoko" 4 mins later... "Cabella Sissoko Underwear"

Judging players during times of absolute rank football and management and getting tiger blasted by Southampton and such is just plain mad because quite frankly, everyone was shit. The ones who've been here for years, the ones who haven't, the manager, everyone was shit.

It's basically paying to watch softcore aerobics porn tbh. The exclusivity of that price buys some lookers. All spandex, flat tummies and fake titties everywhere. And that's just the guys. wait There's one that's been built about 5 minutes walk from me. No-one told me it was just a festival of sexy bitches. f*** sake. I've been telling everyone how I will never get a gym membership ever again, and that gyms are made by the devil, and/or some form of 1985-esque human factory. I need a way to discretely go against everything I've been saying up to this point. Stat. Depends on the brand 'Tex - if it's an Equinox or 24 Hour Fitness, guaranteed.

Still fucking said "If" like there isn't evidence all over the internet that says so

It's basically paying to watch softcore aerobics porn tbh. The exclusivity of that price buys some lookers. All spandex, flat tummies and fake titties everywhere. And that's just the guys. To be fair i go to the Local YMCA and don't have an Equinox membership (they don't have one here) but my buddy in NYC swears by it and he has stories upon stories about the women there. And the guys.

They got this chain called Planet Fitness in the US that is $10 a month. Then you've got high end fitness clubs in America in big cities that charge around 150-200 a month at minimum

My god he's literally trying to do EVERYTHING

You measure him man? The fuck comparisons are running here? Just look up pictures of him standing next to other players at Newcastle or France, he's 1.71/5 foot 7 man

It's fairly unbelievable that someone took the time to type this nonsense. Sometimes I truly wonder if Dropout actually watches us

Funny enough...Haidara looks better with Dummett playing CB too

Minhosa a fan of the almighty Tiote then?

It's his first half season in the PL after being in France, fuck sake lay off the kid. All this talk of "justifying the fee" - its all relative. Let the boy have time, no shock he's looked much better in recent weeks in matches where we've actually won something. He's no Hatem, he's no Sylvain, both of whom I rated much higher as well - but what I do like about him is his work rate for a creative player and he'll work great with Siem De Jong, Aarons at full pelt and a better pressing system.

His ability to create space & whip those balls in are insane. He's easily capable of being one of the top 5 or so RBs in this league. He's incredibly good playing in the attacking 3rd of the pitch.

God that match, that day, that Jonas celebration

This better the devil you know bull shit is the ABSOLUTE worst man, it's incredibly archaic / lamb / weak thinking. I hate being reminded that there are people out there who literally would rather no change in manager b/c "well, who would come here and work under these conditions of Mike Ashley" -- like Pardew isn't fucking in-bed with this strategy, or fuck it, like being manager of Newcastle United under Mike Ashley is akin to working for Hitler or something. Incredible, unambitious, weak way of thinking.

Is Ayoze goal better than Kluivert's? Hmmmm