geordiedean

Are we relying on defenders to score us goals FFS If our front 3 could score wed be ok

Never said he was subhuman said he resembled a dog chasing a balloon still stick to that assessment

Isnt it about time one of our front 3 hit the net

Enjoys watching babestation and costume dramas ;D

Jesus fucking christ there are undiscovered amazonian tribes with a higher IQ than that cunt. Lost for words at the intellect of them pair especially that idiot in the grey jacket. The guy interviewing him is definitely a toucher too. Has there ever been a bigger bunch of just fucking backward people as Sunderland? Definitely the missing link these cunts

if hes only on 50k a week that says an awful lot that this whole deal stinks. Genuine 40m players are earning more than that

Never scored more than 1 in a game all season all our attacking stats have us ranked 20th We are just shit in every aspect will finish bottom quite comfortably

Our front 3 is fucking useless to be honest 10 games and between them they have a grand total of 1 fucking goal

I was never ever Mitros biggest fan and thought he was shite but hes light years ahead of this plank 40m man for s 1 in 10 striker

No way does this team stay up absolutely nothing about them suggests it

Andy Cole and David Kelly for us

What is it with these filthy fucking animals shitting everywhere??? Even though its a spoof its likely to be true :Local Mum Disgusted at Halloween Pumpkin: A 46 year Mother of 1 has told the Sunderland echo how she nearly spewed her insides up after someone had a shite in her 3 year olds pumpkin which was on display outside her home . Mary Jones of Pennywell had bought the £1:50 vegetable from her local Asda store was furious after leaving it out on display overnight. She told our Echo reporter " our Thomas was so excited for the up and coming Halloween celebrations he cried his little eyes out in Asda for it so had to buy him it " We got him home and scraped the inside out for hours with a spoon "i missed Eastenders and everything " and for someone to just come and empty their arse inside it is just terrible , it was definitely human excrement as no animal could of had that it would of ripped the insides out of a cat or dog i just dont know how anyone could be so cruel . Mary pictured here with Thomas 3 and another woman who was just passing on her way to bonus ball Bevs to pay her lottery and just wanted to be in the photograph put on their best "Compo faces " for the camera . ?

5-0 Parky the hero Tranmere must be utter shit to lose to them 5 zip

Type of shit the Assassin turned celebrity bodyguard REIVER does

I said at the start of the season our front 3 will not get 15 goals between them all season. A quarter of the season in they have the grand total of 1 between them I'd go as far now as saying the front 3 plus Carroll and Gayle wont get 15 between them Fucking grim

Wrong I'd not even have the plank on the bench

This guy is just Mitrovic Mk 2. No wonder we haven't scored more than once all season with the 3 we have up top

Could be 11 adrift of Ipswich at the top

Another season in Div 3 beckons

Reiver ruined the lot of them due to his special forces training then hopped into his rolls and chauffeured Penelope to mayfair

Says a lot about these inbred backward cunts when they hero worship a bang average 2nd division clogger and refer to him as a legend. Fucks sake it's like us giving the same kind of adoration to someone like David McCreery

Nah he sat on her while pissed and dribbled all over her

Because the takeover marra, dell boys making us richest in world. Reiver telt us aaal it was happening after he met them over dinner with penelope cruz in monaco

RTG back up from its meltdown yet. From the delirium of the dell takeover to this for these fucknuts over there is absolutely hilarious. Reiver and all the other backward cunts on there wont be let back on again after his lies and bullshit Couldnt happen to a better bloke fucking fantasist

Ainsworth turns them down