spizz energi

If he leaves I think I'll kill a tramp in anger. We won't see the likes of him again.

It's certainly possible. A few decent signings in the window and if we can avoid our usual injuries nightmare and 6th looks feasible. Following this club is never that simple tho is it?

5-2 Owen hat-trick. It's Christmas, I'm allowed to be insanely optimistic.

Keep Owen, sign Butt to drive the team coach.

C'mon, where's the old Dunkirk spirit?

I'm too busy looking at his long shiny lovely hair to notice his football skills

Owen's too busy thinking about Horse cock to get the team motivated. Give the job to Beye.

At least he offloaded his dogs' new pups to some local kids as a parting gesture. I thought it was very decent of him. http://www.terrierman.com/chimppups.JPG

I hear Iceland are signing him up to form an unholy alliance with Biggins and Katona.

http://www.arsenalpies.tv/Juande%20Ramos.JPG Father Karras from The Exorcist http://www.arachnia.com/adc'images/adc'movie'images/The_Exorcist/karras_1.jpg Juande Ramos

The only balls she should be interested in are hairy dangling ones full of jism.

Lawro you are a fucking dickwipe. With love, Spizz.

Couldn't be Nile Ranger, he doesn't need a 'copter. Just puts his black & white cape on and off he goes.

I have it on good authority Jimmy Cricket will be in the hot seat by the weekend. http://www.vistaimages.co.uk/catalog/images/JIMMY-CRICKET.jpg

NOTW: "Barton Confesses - I fucking shot J.R."

DNA test proves Barton illegitimate son of Glitter & Hindley.

I heard he's being questioned tomorrow about the death of Princess Diana. His house is also full of Police - looking for the head of Oliver Cromwell apparently.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2o_FobaPXbU THESE GUYS ARE LEGENDS !! That clip... "is very good moment".

He could have been saying "F***ing Biggs Lisps". Was he in the same prison as Ronnie?

Barton's got to be really really careful, they're just gunning to drive him out of football.

The only other time I enjoy being above a mackem is when the vicar is giving his "ashes to ashes" speech.

Would it be wrong to iron an image of him onto my pants?

I love Jonas too, so can I aswell? 'kin hell marra, I HAVE to... etc etc...

Great result, absolutely fantastic. Jonas I love you... you have permission to shag my missus. Tho I wouldn't recommend it.

He executed the shot superbly, have to give credit there, but Almunia should have done better. He should have punched the ball instead of waving his empty-crisp packet hand at it. Fantastic game to watch tho.