spizz energi

Ramos please. No fuck that, been caning the cough mixture today, don't know what I'm talking about.

Nice to head off to bed with a Newcastle win in the bag. Makes a bloody change! Team is very low on confidence, first sign of danger from the opposition and they collectively bottle it and start doubting - this needs ironing out asap, and a run of decent results will achieve that, which I believe we are capable of over the next few games. Howay the lads!

Past - Henry, Zola and Fowler when he was young and banging them in for fun. Amazing striker. Now - Deco, Agbonlahor & Fabregas.

Now - ManUre. Every last fucking one of them. Past - Solskjaer. Even typing his name makes me feel nauseous.

Very true. I amassed quite a hoard of press cuttings from that period and we were always shown respect. It started going haywire with the whole Shepherd & Hall dogs/merchandise/Mary Poppins saga. Sir Bobby brought some pride back until he signed Bowyer.

Well done lads, great fight back, good team spirit, could even have won. Let's hope this is a turning point.

I didn't think it was possible to hate Andy Gray anymore than I do until he started calling Yakubu "The Yak" during commentary. What a prick.

Rumour has it the ghosts of Ron & Reg are on the bench.

Lmfao. I'll go for Floyd's "Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun".

Good luck to the man, he's either very brave or extremely foolish to take on this nightmare of a club.

I'm still confident we won't get relegated. There' still a long way to go. If we can get some new owners in over the next 5 weeks, a forward thinking ambitious manager, a few signings to beef out the squad in January then maybe, just maybe we can salvage some pride and have a respectable finish. A few weeks ago things looked promising, it turned to hell really quickly but it can turn itself around just as fast.

If that truly is his attitude to the club I love then the sooner he sells up or chokes on a fucking white truffle the better.

The strangest thing about this picture is that it seems two members of Devo have left their hats on the pitch.

My relationship with Newcastle recently has been like like watching the lass you love hit the kebabs and slowly turn into Vanessa Feltz . Suddenly a respected dietician has turned up and she's slowly starting to fit into those tight jeans again

Yeah, that Katherine Jenkins and Charlotte Church are a right pair of hounds

This is why I'll be cheering Rangers on tonight.... From The Daily Mail - Unfancied Zenit St Petersburg have made it through to one of European football's showpiece occasions but there is a sinister aspect to tonight's UEFA Cup Final against Rangers. Managed by former Rangers coach Dick Advocaat and backed to the tune of £70million by the state oil and gas giant Gazprom, Zenit are one of a few Russian clubs trying to drag the game into the 21st century. They hope to move to a £280m 62,000-capacity stadium in 2010. But they are dogged by right-wing fans who refuse to accept a black player in Advocaat's squad. In fact, UEFA may wish to ask themselves what their presence in the final does for the credibility of a sport that is supposed to have a zero-tolerance policy towards racism. "I would be happy to sign anyone, but the fans don't like black players," revealed Advocaat. Fucking cavemen

Calamity James up to his usual stunts ....

Well done the lads. Thought we cruised the first half...second half was slightly jittery, we went to sleep a bit. Still, the defence looked sound and Beye is just wonderful Harper - 7 - Didn't have a great lot to do but THAT save was phenomenal Beye - 9 - Awesome player, shame he's on the wrong side of 30 Taylor - 7 Faye - 6 Enrique - 7 - Looks great going forward and has bags of energy and pace - his distribution really needs working on tho Geremi - 6 Butt - 8 Barton - 6 Viduka - 6 Owen - 8 - the God's were smiling on him today for that penalty Martins - 7 Keegan -

Sven playing Elano at right back

Seeing as Bolton look set for the drop, anyone there worth a shout? Nolan maybe?

Howay the lads.... Keegan I love you.

He's got a nerve after the fuss he amde about leaving and the joy he showed at scoring against us while at Portsmouth. Bog off you charmless nerk.

Dana International has got more bollocks than our squad at the moment.

Living under the possibility of future bum-rape in chockey has affected him.

Keys should go back to GMTV interviewing z-list celebs. Can't stand him.