spizz energi

http://img.skysports.com/07/07/218x298/solskjaer_504995.jpg *shudder*

Well after watching that I can safely say I haven't seen so many players hit the floor so fast since Togo went on a bus journey.

New to this European competition lark? The joy of being a Toon fan...

Ibrahimovic has been useless tonight. Is he normally this shite?

Gravy browning wasn't up to standard.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yoCaTEvfw1I/R0HGd51k_9I/AAAAAAAAAGQ/-7ag2TbMoNc/s320/Barbara.jpg Bullard http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/jimmy-bullard-fulham-flying-415x275.jpg Woodhouse

Disappointed nobody threw a tin of fucking Chum at him, tbh.

Butt's got a fucking cheek lifting that trophy like

Life is very fucking sweet at the moment

We'll be screwed in the Prem without his overhead kicks.

And has been shit.

Carroll would be good to throw on for the last 20 minutes or so but is nowhere near good enough to be starting Premiership games.

Fantastic stuff, what a superb night!

http://www.roussimoff.com/Schlizie_the_Pinhead_as_movie_actor.jpg Tottenham's Gomes http://img.skysports.com/07/09/218x298/Heurelho_Gomes_575827.jpg 'Pinhead' From 30s bottom twitcher 'Freaks'

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00600/_Steven-Pienaar_280_600361a.jpg Snoop from The Wire http://themarcsteinershow.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/feinstein3.jpg Steven Pienaar

Smalling change to them.

Will someone please register on there as BeansOnToast and tell her go suck a fucking dick?

Messi

Ameobi would have buried that

Busquets, what a wanker!

Just everything, be it good or bad.

I'm as happy as a sandboy that we won and are promoted but let's not f*** about, he was awful tonight and is nowhere near a Premiership player. If he's nowhere near a premiership player, why were you so happy when we signed him? I was confident he could do a job for us in this division. The same way Nolan has. I'd rather not have to rely on them at Anfield or Villa Park next season tho...

I'm as happy as a sandboy that we won and are promoted but let's not fuck about, he was awful tonight and is nowhere near a Premiership player.

Proud and emotional.

Harper 6 - Not good enough for the Prem but did ok tonight. Simpson 5 - Looked a little lost when put under pressure. Williamson 6 - Decent effort, great block that probably saved us conceeding a second. Colo 6 - Clean & Tidy. Enrique 8 - Best player on the pitch again. Routledge 3 - Headless chicken. End product of a paraplegic. Nolan 7 - Some lovely through balls and a superb goal. Obviously keeping the easter eggs until tomorrow. Guthrie 6 - Decent game, nothing special. Jonas 6 - Full of energy and a decent attempt at goal. Carroll 5 - Huffed & puffed til he won a pen. Otherwise didn't look remotely threatening. Lovenkrands 6 - Got into a few decent positions, took the penalty well. Ameobi 5 - Robson wanted him to replace Shearer. Who, Harry Shearer? Barton 5 - Looks after his hair. Hughton 7 Premiership here we come - not sure whether to be excited or very afraid