La Parka

Colback moves into his marker. Such a coward man.

Waddle thinks Mitro is from Holland

Holy shit! Nice gamechanges on there!

He's got a foot like a traction engine.

0-1 to keep the consistency going....

Consistent as fuck.

Assist by Michael Woods one Of Leeds Chelsea and Harrogate Town!

5-3-2 is a sign of a desperate manager like.

Don't care. No injuries would be a win.

Cmon NIXON!

18 points - kolorov og. Only lukaku and barclay to play. Dreadful

He's basically Connor Wickham.

Easy 8 without a goalscorer coming in.

OK, feel slightly better now.... Lol

Forgets to confirm his substitutes, the prick.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/33/33f637a83343c145ecfe14d7f458cda9a9fa82a0be07ac54eba50d4a5094cba1.jpg

We played marvellous though right. Norwich score.... We Are Fucked.

Sunderland score

Time wasting did us good then.

Tragic

Swans goal gilfi

Ozil...

Got Ozil as captain as well. Expect fuck all points

Full kit wanker

Pav was the guy who made me want to be a keeper. That was my first Newcastle shirt, the black/white/blue zig zag craziness. It had padding and everything.