La Parka

Disgraceful cunt. God knows how he got to play for argentina. "Newcastle's display was embodied by the feeble figure of Coloccini, a symbol of all that is wrong with the club. At the final whistle confirmed Newcastle's relegation, as Steven Taylor booted the ball away in frustration, as tears flowed in the away end before a defiant roar filled the air, fans who fund the players' lavish wages were treated to the shameful sight of Coloccini heading straight down the tunnel."

"The balance of Newcastle's squad is wrong, revealed by Duff starting at left-back, a rookie in David Edgar struggling at right-back against Ashley Young. Midfield is too pedestrian of pace, thought and passing. Attack has some class but Mark Viduka is too injury-prone and Obafemi Martins too prone to playing the game on his own. They rarely threatened. Owen arrived late to the wake and hardly touched the ball. " Spot on.

He tries hard to be fair to him. Seemed to be one of a few to give a shit. Just couldn't put his chances away. That penalty at arsenal shot his confidence

See ya.

Viduka. Never heard that one

I thought it was pretty dignified of him. Kept them up (despite losing), but realised he's not good enough for them in the long run so stood down. Agreed. Decent bloke. Joe Kinnear take note

Dave, Merge them all

Who is V-Bomber? Anyway thanks for being sound throughout. Shame we are both shit and going down. You are better equipped imo for the championship. We got far more work to do.

Thanks Brummie. Agree 100%. Players were better than what they showed. But 90% know they will move on due to relegation.

I was fighting tears when the leeds fans were giving us shit in the pub. Cunts.

Ahhh so that explains why he hasnt been as good recently as at the start of the season....not! Jonas' record is s***. His stats are s*** (apart from distance run). He can't pass, he can't cross and he can't shoot. I'd understand people liking him if he ever created a goal or a chance. Serious question - why does anyone rate him? He's another one of the players people say will be great when he leaves us (just like people said about Viana and Kluivert who went on to prove them wrong). If you're correct we should get bids for him from other teams. Hopefully we'll get what we paid for him at least. As for comparing Jonas to Park, Park scores goals. Park is far and beyond a more complete player. I'm sold on shearer btw. Hope he stays. I agree Nolan/Butt were a large factor for our demise, but who ele was there to play instead? Geremi and? If Barton had not got the fucking red card we might..

With my parents being based in Nottinghamshire I get to go to: Sheff Wed Donny Sheff U/Burnley Derby Forest Barnsley Scunny Posh (My housemate is a posh fan, so we are going to both games) Leicester

I just think if Collocini had a decent midfield in front of him he would do a lot better. Nah. He can't even do the basics, he is weak as piss, can't head, slow, and makes 3/4 errors a game.

Aye, probably better than Owen anyway.

Good to see you come back to wind people up when their down. Can't help yourself can you? Awww has someone been mean to you on Facebook too. Pathetic whiny child. Child? At least I'm not a troll

Good to see you come back to wind people up when their down. Can't help yourself can you?

A sheff U fan I know said he was " glad of the relegations" on facebook. I told him to die in a fire.

Just like jonas, not cut out for the english game. He has been pathetic, and I hate being proven right.

Can't comment til I see the ins and outs at the club.

Surman, Cox, Maynard, Beckford, Adomah, Commons, Delph, Hoyte , Gibbs (loan). would be a start.

Ouch.

Really like that.

Legend.

Would have been nice to see him play. Gave fulham something different to deal with when he came on. Hope we can help him develop, hope he doesn't stagnate, ala shola.