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Eh hem, Mr A. Shearer may say differently. Shearer signed for what was at the time the second best team in England. Baines is joining a club showing very little ambition this summer. They will still do well though no doubt.

HAHAHA!!!!!! That is freaky but so alike!

Can't see anything wrong with that tbh. Other than the fact it was Ameobi's header? Quality journalism yet again!

Good luck to Jose. Lets hope he can be our left back solution for many years to come

£5m!!! Wow. He is a pile of crap too.

f*** off man. I guess you would rather watch in silence? Well done to the Toon Ultras. As highlighted by everyone else "Ultras" ain't what you should be associating yourself with IMO way too much negativity around that word. True,if you went to Italy or somewhere with a name like that you'd probably not come back. Cant really think of another catchy name though really,but i will try and think Everything I think off is cheesy. As far as I know though the Ultra's aint interested in changing their name. What are their reasons for not wanting to change? I presume they realise the negative connotations. If you google Ultra Hooligan you get a link to Blog on the tyne BBTN btw. I don't know like! I'm not part of it haha. Ultras as a word also distances them from the non "Ultras" as its like saying their superior if that makes sense! Good work bad name.

f*** off man. I guess you would rather watch in silence? Well done to the Toon Ultras. As highlighted by everyone else "Ultras" ain't what you should be associating yourself with IMO way too much negativity around that word. True,if you went to Italy or somewhere with a name like that you'd probably not come back. Cant really think of another catchy name though really,but i will try and think Everything I think off is cheesy. As far as I know though the Ultra's aint interested in changing their name.

He has to perform otherwise he is going to be out of the picture before long.

Me too. Gets totally ripped on here though.

Fuck off man. I guess you would rather watch in silence? Well done to the Toon Ultras. As highlighted by everyone else "Ultras" ain't what you should be associating yourself with IMO way too much negativity around that word.

He is top on his day. See if the vampire can do it this season. Defoe is overrated to fook.

Not be long before he is in there. If he progresses and gains a bit of control he could be a good premiership centerback.

ManU Chelsea Arse Pool Spuds Everton Man City Newcastle Blackburn Pompeh

..........Harper............ Carr..Roz..Tayls.. ? .........Butt.Geremi..... .............Smith........... Martins.............Milner .............Duke............ Really don't want Zog at LB. He just is wasted there.

That bitch is a f****** s*** journo. Ruins the guardian.

----- Geremi --- Barton ----- FTW. Box-to-box attacker mixer-upper in Barton, while Geremi is the cool, calm and collected playmaker who can play the ball and spread the play - who'd probably sit back. Don't see why it wouldn't work. Agree. That would be the best midfield 2. Then either one other CM such as Emre or Smith in a 4-3-3. (Those two in a 4-4-2)

Wow ... glad you're not running the club. Why not? Perfectly reasonable expectations. Serious?! I'd be happy with top 8 to be honest. I'd love it if we did better but there is a lot of competition for places at the top.

Schneijder/Van Der Vaart Schneijder the better of the two IMO.

If theres one thing smith is, its a better and more effective player than Lee Bowyer. Fact. Douga what are you on mate

ALAN f****** SMITH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Still 0-0?

How are u watching it on espn? what espn? asia? north america, fill me in please! Uh oh... drop the soap? and whats with people putting these extremely average looking news women in their avatars/signatures Moira Stuart is well fit like

Radio doesn't work. Wow. Radio BBC newcastle = Shit.