Mr Logic

I'm near breathless in anticipation of hearing Gullit's opinion. Ruud should have a valuable insight or two as to the merits of this latest appointment by the club.

'He'll look like Ketsbia by the end of the season.' option is missing

I just changed my vote to '2'. If the latest news (Shearer) lifts the players as much as it has with me then there's little to no chance of us going down. Shearer as manager is an unknown quantity, but the air of apathy that had settled over the majority of us has been blown away by this news. If the club effect is the same then we're about to witness a transformation.

If he can get him playing to his old ability then Smith would be an asset tbf. come on billy, i know you better than that......wheres the punchline ? The 'tbf' at the end of the post actually stood for 'tourettes bollocks fuck'

Been replaced at the last minute with a special on Shearer.

Will there be blood?

Which club was this?

there's one thing about nufc, we never ever dull You must of missed the Souness years. WRONG Babatunde - you really are a joke at times. I see a pattern developing here.

Joe Kinnear's reaction to the news has not yet been documented, but we're led to believe it began with the letter 'F'. It's one way of testing out his rewired heart.... (from .com)

Talk about a bolt from the blue, I'm stunned. What happens if we stay up now then, does he take the job full-time next season. Is this even a win-win situation for him (or the club)? Not even sure if he'll make a good manager, but he certainly has the will power. Don't think he does failure.. (errm, except if the last 7 years of his footballing career - winning nowt!)

Owen ffs, what a shite pass.

Ah ffs!

Look at those pictures there and tell me Martins doesn't care!

Hhahaahahahahaaaa

Now we'll see what they're made of.

Nice to see Beye back anyway, that's definitely a positive.

IF (when?) he brings Owen on who does he take off?

We're definitely getting stronger, good spell, look like we really want it.

Fuck that was a good chance there..

Beye watch is back on..

Cliche's a good fullback like.

That was nice, Duff - Martins - Lovenkrands..

Fucking hell, Taylor forearm smash..

Saved, bollocks!!!!!!