Mr Logic

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Says he doesn't have an ego whilst telling everyone a list of everything he'd done in football. Won the cup 5 times, no ego, manager of the year three times, no ego, been manager all over the world, no ego, nepal blah blah, like kebabs, no ego, I signed him, blah, no ego, blah blah. He does need to be sectioned.

Most depressing thing about this is you just know next season is a washout before a ball has been kicked. At some stage there will be an implosion. You try to cling to hope, just a sliver, but this news rips out your teeth and pulls your nails off - nothing left to hold on with.

Just about every players name fucked up there.. Is it Ben Afra or Affray, WTF did he call Shola, Amoba?

Honest to fucking god, is there no-one at that club that realises the type of continental player we have been signing need to play a more fluid passing style. Pardew can't cut it; solution, get Kinnear in to help. It doesn't make sense on any level I can contemplate.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1097423/Owen-stay-Newcastle-rest-career-says-boss-Kinnear.html Gah, have we really re-hired this **** that makes Simon Bird look like a rose by comparison.

Does Ashley actually think that this clown Kinnear can save us from relegation after Ashley sacks Pardew for having us in the bottom 4 all season?

Fuck me, it's one kick in the teeth after another. If they bin Pardew (and they will probably have to), Joe (manager in waiting) is there to step into the breach.

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When he was given the contract we were still basking in the fact we'd gone into a season being tipped for relegation and stunned everyone by challenging for champions league places while doing stuff like beating Man U 3-0 in the process (fucking hell, remember that entire other lifetime? ) Some pundits were, with a straight face, talking about Pardew going to Liverpool or one day being England manager. At the very least there was an impression that the teams around us were converting him. I don't think Ashley gave him an 8 year contract because he wanted him here until 2020. I think he was hoping for a big compensation package if another team wanted him. Just treating him like a player basically - find someone cheap, take a punt, increase their value and cash in if they move on. If he could con a desperate Liverpool out of £35m for a player, surely he could make a fair wedge from a manager? Of course the problem is that the wheels have fallen off. We just have to hope Ashley wasn't made over confident by the buzz around Pardew last season and took this possibility into account enough when drawing up the contract. Most plausible reason for the 8yr contract yet.

Me.

These must be 'back page' supporters, they surely don't watch us play.

Sets up every game focusing on shape and not conceding. Concede every game. Back to the drawing board, nah fuck it, let's keep trying this. (Definition of insanity fits nicely in here.)

Well done pards, you fucking muppet. Don't play until it's too late.

I never saw him doing that, not at fucking half-time.

FFS Shola!

Feck me!

Just saw that, we're going all out - to defend till the last 20 minutes. What then. Get 2 goals I guess.

Everyone who complained about Cisse redact your posts. You fuckers!

That implies you knew what the plan was before.

Not a million miles away from Berbatov there.

Jesus christ! It's Mrs Bimpy. (sorry Bimps)

Pretty sure we were all crying out at the lack of investment up until that week in January. 2-3mths isn't a long time We probably were but we were also hunting around for excuses as to why we were so shit. With hindsight it appears not so much a lack of investment but rather a lack of any coherent gameplan. That and a trepidation bordering on abject cowardice when venturing into our opponents half. Seriously, I have just read the last 10 pages or so of this thread, and others have already said it, but the football is abysmal. Players get put under unnecessary pressure when others don't show for the ball, the lack of movement is criminal as it is a basic tenet of training; (or should be.) All too often it leads to forced backpasses to the keeper, and if that's Krul you might as well have kicked it to the opposition as Krul's just about to. Any attack has little chance of success as there are so few options and those available are often quite static (not Cisse). There are few runs, no-one is dragging defenders out of position. Cisse's movement is good but a pass rarely reaches him before he is offside. Never enough bodies up there. Give Pardew the start of next season? Please don't.

Of course it's Pardew, the players don't know what they're supposed to do with the ball. Santon was put under immense pressure because we're not a team. Fair play on the Saylor bit like.