Mr Logic

What team are we supporting here? Out of the blocks like a greyhound with a chilli up its rear end. Cisse. :hearts:

Lawro's take on things.

How would you fit Anita, Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Marveaux & Tiote in the same team? I wouldn't try to fit Tiote in.

I could have handled another 4-3, but 7.. ffs.

Stupid cunt.

Could this be the turning of the corner. Win a game we went behind in?

Marveaux.. xxxxxx

Some sloppy play from us. Tiote appears to have had his swansong, we could do better.

Was just typing "Ba is isolated again. There's no bal..." and Marveaux scored.

The thought of Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Marveaux and Anita in a confident functioning team

Knew we were going to score there, get in!

Needed to be saved, crisp shot from Tiote.

We're not playing with our usual verve.. oh wait.

Simpson is such a dork. Can't wait till we have a decent RB.

Teriffic manager and we would worship him if he'd been at Newcastle all these years.

If there was a problem you could just take the controls of the plane for a bit couldn't you.

Hate the bloke now. A patter merchant with no balls.

Reading the BBC match report makes it sound like 90 minutes of one-way traffic with a consolation goal for the team that wasn't there.

Tbh i Don't think he'll start slapping supporters. Deserves some recognition.

First time in a long age I'm not looking forward to watching us play, feels like it is going to be more of a chore today.

Cameras showed a shot of Carver and Pardew talking tactics/subs not long after Fulham's second. Pardew had his obligatory notebook in his hand and was pointing this way and that, Carver said something. Pardew responded. Carver tried again. (Or said something else.) Pardew pointed again and spoke. Carver looked away with a grimace and gave up. No idea what he was saying to Pards but I like to think it made sense.

You just have to love him. Brilliant.

FUCK ME

Tiote picks up where he left off last half.

Off to the bookies with a tenner on a toon win.