Saw Pards on thursday afternoon shopping and I had a quick word.
'Sorry, you must get sick of people coming up to you all the time.' (me smiling apologetically.)
'No, I'm fine with it.' (manages to smile back)
'4-3-3' I blurt out and see the smile drop from his face but am already mid-sentence, 'Ba and Cisse aren't working together.'
Nods his head with what is approaching a grimace on his face. 'I'll keep it in mind,' as he turns back to his shopping.
'Ok, bye.'
'See you'.
(That went well, I thought to myself. Stupid tit, what did you say that for?)