Captain Underpants

Was it Mick Quinn who had it on good authority that Pardew would be replaced in the summer? Is Quinn well connected within the club to be believed?

For one who hasnt seen much of Bournemouth, what type of football do they play?

I'd fucking take it up the number two if it meant getting the second alternative.

Just read up on him. Would be awesome.

If he isnt getting sacked after this, he never will be.

Don't be like them.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/cannot%20unsee%20what%20has%20been%20seen/grand/clint-eastwood-cannot-unsee-what-has-been-seen-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-174.gif More cannot unsee what has been seen here

This fucker sacked yet?

Give me page 87!!

"Pass it long to Shola. TO SHERLA!!"

Class. His half time teamtalks must be so inspirational Imagine it goes like this.

Just wanted to pop in quickly with a FUCK OFF PARDEW YOU MASSIVE CUNTFACE! FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NEGATIVE SETUPS AND AWFUL MANMANAGEMENT SKILLS. Just go so I can go back to enjoying saturdays and sundays again. Right now im just dreading the next game. My love for the game and Newcastle in particular is almost gone. Just wanted to get that of my chest. Again. Now carry on. Viana

FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING FUCK!

Kinnear?

He aint getting sacked. Never. He is here for 6 more years. The only hope is for someone buying this club or killing Ashley. Actually prefer the latter.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/rage/grand/willem-dafoe-rage-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1669.gif SIGN SOME f***ing PLAYERS YOU c***s!!

I have not confirmed (that I am staying at Lyon. You know very well that in football things happen very quickly. I cannot say anything because I do not know much about these negotiations. Like you, I read the newspapers and I saw my name being associated with Newcastle. But I do not have anymore information on that. The window closes on Friday and we will see then. But as I said, I have lots of objectives I want to achieve with Lyon and I hope to achieve my objective if making the World Cup too. http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2014/clement-grenier-i-can-nearly-say-that-i-will-not-be-going-to-newcastle/

"Zlatan or Shola?, no question. Shola aaaall the way"

All of those for £20m WOW What, unrealistic?

Imagine all your faces when Zouma, Cabella, Grenier and De Jong all show up for pictures outside the training camp.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/11/newcastle-close-in-on-siem-de-jong-as-he-confirms-plans-to-leave-ajax-4258546/

Steve Bruce, Harry Redknapp, Steve Clarke and even Billy Davies are better and play a more attractive brand too. There's probably others but I can't be arsed. could probably add steve mcclaren to that list aswell.

WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK OFF SO I CAN START TO ENJOY SATURDAY FOOTBALL AGAIN YOU USELESS SACK OF SHIT! Copy and paste every third week or so.