Captain Underpants

I'm more thinking maybe just maybe Bent and Cisse won't play together and instead Bent replaces Shola while HOPEFULLY Aubameyang comes in and takes up one of the wide spots alongside Hatem and Cisse. If not then maybe we go for Remy.

So we're past the 'cant play Cisse and Bent together' thing?

Remy, Aubameyang and Bent.

Matuidi and Gameiro for Cabaye. Otherwise, fuck off.

Thought there were rumours about him going to the MLS? Or has Kinnear vetoed that too? "Sheola Amjowoebi, he's the greatest playa' in this club".

This.

Thought it was Tom Huddelstone, ah well Im feeling green of envy.

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/223899/article_df45f78049d4446e_1372162130_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg "I fackin told you cahnts!"

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/lol/grand/lol-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-926.gif More lol here

Surprised we weren't in for him. Must be waiting for July.

Hope it's not Poo Pongo Bongo Maa Poo Johnny Mawiwah?

If its any of the real stars, such as Kebab, Ben Afrie or Sissy..

Wait, what did I do? Your ignorance really knows no bounds does it? What?

Wait, what did I do?

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Joe Kinnear took credit for it.

Perfect use of that smiley.

Either that or they've just decided not to announce anything. Wasnt it Douglas who said something about them not going to announce anything until Friday?

Mourinho might add "that will work for free?"

http://gifsforum.com/images/image/is%20this%20real%20life/grand/27495212.jpg More is this real life here

yup said he'd been offered the managers job was waiting for him when he got healthy again, a few weeks later Hughton got the job full time. Found it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8185431.stm "Derek Lambasia"?

Its a fucking lose-lose situation, isnt it? At least we can bring this one back