Captain Underpants

Tottenham going for Pardew as a replacement!!11!!

GERRIN! NORTH-EAST TOP DEAD DOGS!! http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/health/sunderland-among-worse-cities-in-early-death-league-table-1-5755053

Aye, twas me. Only one of those you've mentioned is a creative CM (Marveaux) and he can't seem to hack/or be trusted to hack the rigours of constant football. I guess Cabaye could play there if needed but I'd be surprised if he was. To elborate I essentially want a wildcard player that can change games by himself, a Ben Arfa mk II if you wish - albeit probably not as good. This is only applicable if we're playing 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-3 or whatnot though. Valbuena maybe? Has been saying he would like a move to the Premier League and would probably be a good fit. Maybe out of our price range though..

Indeed. Good on his day but certainly not worth that.

Joost Fookinganyone Dutch player of the year.

What about Son Heung Min, HSV? EDIT: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11896/8702112/Transfer-news-Hamburg-realistic-over-chances-of-keeping-Son-Heung-min

Would love that. Great player.

Can we start a Gosling to Monaco rumour? Put it on twitter, alert NUFCFans, Cwarr and all the others and BOOM!

Yes, please.

If you post something like that, post the link to it aswell.

Does Remy count as one with PL experience?

You're looking at the best part of 40m there. Never going to happen. In fact, wouldn't surprise me to see us not get in a new striker again if we don't believe we're getting value for money. Lescott is apparently available for less than 5m, Remy has a 8m clause and Aubameyang is supposedly available for 10m. That is 23m max, although i don't believe we need Remy and Aubameyang. If we were to buy two strikers it should be a target man and Remy/Aubameyang as they are quite similar except Aubameyang is more skillful and a better passer. If Ashley and co still look at deals including wages, then it'll probably push the £40m mark, factoring in contracts as well as transfer fee. Ah good point, but as far as they are concerned January's splurge was 30m+ It probably will be close to £40m, but with the new tv deal and all the extra that brings, maybe just maybe Ashley will actually back his manager this summer. Nah, who am I kidding..

Well, he drives around in a green car..

Had hope http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disapprove/grand/disapprove-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-340.gif gone.

Lescott, Aubameyang, Remy and whatever wideplayer that can cross and actually get past a defender.

FUCK OFF! You dont deserve a holoday you fucking donkey of a man! LIAR, self-centered, shithole gaahhhhhhhrggh. fuuuuuck!

Im seriously hoping Shola will leave. Maybe to a newly promoted team or a team looking for promotion next year.

Wait, who are we talking about now? Mrs Bimpy or..? (sorry, i just had to..)

You can count me in as one of those sages. Next season will be a nothing season at best with us finishing about 12th or Pardew will get sacked by Xmas and the season will have been wasted anyway. I expect we'll start selling players as well as some of them will have had enough. Not that that will bother Ashley as he'll still turn a profit. No, I don't think they'll fire him if we finish 12th or thereabouts. They will see it as an improvment of last (this) year and therefore once again go about of their so called "five year plan".. (Which by then will probably be a ten year plan..)

Has there been given any reasons to why he's sacked?

I was right without knowing it?

He has worked with a couple of our players already, Debuchy and Cabaye to name a few. And if im not mistaken, a couple of the other french players aswell during his time as a national coach. The Under 21's i think. Good attacking football, got Lille to win the league and to the CL. Wants to manage in the PL. (more or less begging for a job in the PL if you believe the papers) That's Rudi Garcia my bad.

He has worked with a couple of our players already, Debuchy and Cabaye to name a few. And if im not mistaken, a couple of the other french players aswell during his time as a national coach. The Under 21's i think. Good attacking football, got Lille to win the league and to the CL. Wants to manage in the PL. (more or less begging for a job in the PL if you believe the papers)