Captain Underpants

Karl Toko Ekambi from Villareal, according to some dodgy french report

This needs to turn ugly. I agree with the sentiments that its not Bruce’s fault, ofcourse he would want the job. But if Charnley thinks this is ok, he needs to be given dogs abuse at every opportunity.

Whats really painful for me is that, even though ive been supporting this club for basically my whole life, ive never been to Newcastle. Ive seen them play live in Norway once (i live in Sweden) but decided long ago that i wouldnt be paying money to see them as long as Ashley remains the owner. Call it a silent protest if you will. This year i actually decided to come. I was looking forward to coming over, perhaps to meet a few of you here and drink a few beers.. Sadly i wont, Rafa leaving really feels like a close one dying, which, in the circumstances, perhaps is what has happened. Newcastle, the club, is basically dead to me. One day the club will be what it was supposed to be, until then, im out.

Pako Ayesteran

Get it in writing. I’ll sign and i’ll get x amount. Sorted.

How come the reporters never seem to ask the tough questions like ’Why?’ It is like this. We’ve basically spent nothing, yet there isn’t any money? Where’s it all gone? And where the hell is Lee Charnley? Ryder Douglas or even the Sky sports reporters need to start questioning him aswell.

Nixon saying we're trying for Montero at Swansea.

Not sure i'm that popular to be honest mate. You left once.. But was refering to Benitez being off in the summer. Did you ? oh sorry i didn't realise. Fuck off

Not sure i'm that popular to be honest mate. You left once.. But was refering to Benitez being off in the summer.

Please dont leave..

Perez is awful. Seems to think he is Suarez

Fucking ANYONE!

Its like he wants to go down..

They'll go for Moyes

He is a fat one but still, he probably only need one helicopter for transportation.

Fuck off with that lineup!

They're in advanced discussions with Yann M'Vila according to Lequipe

Soon as in tonight?

Who's advocating that? Dick?

Can see Pardew asking Mourinho for his jacket and an autograph tbh

Well played Disco. Still believe this is what Pardew tells Cabella. And every other remotely creative player we've got. (or had..)

FFS!

My mother likes him because he seems "like a lovely chap". We are no longer on speaking terms. I even cancelled her birthday and threw the cake away. Oh, and the dog pissed on her shoes.