Northern Monkey

Get to fuck. He's rubbish, slow, and thick as fuck. He's pretty quick actually, unless you mean his speed of thought. I meant both. And speed of reaction. So thats actual pace, speed of reaction and speed of thought. All 3 let him down for the 2nd goal last night. He's got plenty pace. The other two let him down for the 2nd goal with actual running speed being a negligible factor in that instance. I'm not defending him btw. His pace is not good, mate. I reckon shearer coudl outpace him. Now.

hahahahahahaahaha. Ameobi better than Shevchenko, Kalou, Saha, Bellamy, the Arsenal foreigns....hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahha. Thats comedy gold, that.

Get to fuck. He's rubbish, slow, and thick as fuck. He's pretty quick actually, unless you mean his speed of thought. I meant both. And speed of reaction. So thats actual pace, speed of reaction and speed of thought. All 3 let him down for the 2nd goal last night.

At least TRY to type properly, brainiac. Our strikers (Owens/Martins/Ameobi/Sibierski) are not a match for the top 4's, end of chat.

Dyer is NOT a striker, for the last time, same as SWP isn't. jesus, Owen and MArtins aren't THAT good.

Get to fuck. He's rubbish, slow, and thick as fuck.

How has he done a good job? Transfers - why did he completely ignore our most desperate requirements. Tactically - inept Substitutions - NOT PATTINSON YOU ARSE! Motivation - seemingly zero he didn't ignore them but was unable to get what he wanted/needed....unlike some previous managers who if they couldn't get the right one would just get anyone.right one or anyone,you decide ? He was unable to get what he wanted?? WE HAVE NO LEFT BACK. ANd a championship centre back. If he couldn't find what he needed, he should be taken outside and shot, because thats a core function of his job. The f****** idiot. finding and getting are two seperate things...yet again i'll ask,do you want us signing more sub-standard players for the sake of it or wiating to get someone you want ? We don't even know he tried. Funny, he managed to find a player we DIDN'T need, but not soem we did. He had 2 windows, and he did fuck all. Not good enough. Oh, and MANY MANY players are better than Babayaro and Shambles, so if he couldn't attract one, fuck him. and the manager is the only factor in whether a player wants to come to a club isn't it Its HIS job to get the players, so its his fault he didn't. Its impossible to defend his piss-poor transfer record regarding players we NEED. He's a dogshit manager, and has fuck all draw to decent players. Martins is going to be giving his agent a kicking soon enough.

UEFA was bringing us almost fuck all money. the REAL reason we'll have no money is that our league position, thanks to Roeder, will be so poor.

someone said theyre paying him shitloads, can't see why the fuck he would want to come here For the money and the challenge, possibly. Like I said though, I can't see it happening. I'm struggling to think of why anyone decent would want to come here tbh. I don't believe they've got more financial clout than us though. ....if we wait Rijkaard and Benitez will be out of jobs in the summer. wrong. Rijkaard will go back to national coach and Benny is going to Spain. Hiddink is coming to Chelsea and Moaney to Italy. ALL FACTS. So how will they be out of jobs? Now you're being pedantic. ....Rijkaard might be swayed Dutch national team runs itself. National side vs average-sized mid table English side? Ooh, tough choice. And not pedantic at all - neither of them, by your won admission, will be out of a job.

No. He was alright, but just running around doesn't win games. And he was SHITE with set pieces, again.

but there's no way out of the situation we're in - fans can sing shepherd out and roeder out all they want and get on message boards kicking off but at the end of the day the first guy runs the club and dictates the future of the second guy.... it's no use believing that making noise will push the board members to oust shepherd 'cause that won't happen 'til they stop getting dividends, the dividends become very small, or we're headed for relegation it's no use believing that shepherd will sack roedebot 'cause he won't for the simple fact Glenn will do what he says, never criticise shepherd, and again unless we're headed for relegation there's no catalyst for change at that level accepting mediocrity doesn't come into it anymore, accepting the reality of where our club is does You're wrong there - putting pressure on the Fat Man is the best way of getting shot of Roeder - Fatty will sacrifice anyone before he falls on his own sword.

Exactly. And i hope to fuck not one NUFC fan is giving it the "give Roeder time" shite that a number of idiots on this site gave when we had Souness. I actually believe that Souness was more likely to win a trophy than Roeder ever will be, although that was likely to come at the expense of poor league form. Neither of them would win fuck all with us, they are both too entrenched in their own stupidity and bad decisions.

I think we COULD have won last night, yes. If we didn't have that fucktard Roeder as a manager, we could have done it. It wasn't pre-destined.

Martins was poor in general, and his control of the ball almost nonexistant. but then, only fools have been saying he's the finished article.

someone said theyre paying him shitloads, can't see why the fuck he would want to come here For the money and the challenge, possibly. Like I said though, I can't see it happening. I'm struggling to think of why anyone decent would want to come here tbh. I don't believe they've got more financial clout than us though. ....if we wait Rijkaard and Benitez will be out of jobs in the summer. wrong. Rijkaard will go back to national coach and Benny is going to Spain. Hiddink is coming to Chelsea and Moaney to Italy. ALL FACTS. So how will they be out of jobs?

Exactly. And i hope to fuck not one NUFC fan is giving it the "give Roeder time" shite that a number of idiots on this site gave when we had Souness.

I think he wouldn't have been 2-3 weeks ago. Think he would now though. I think he'd relish it. He's been going on about how a team with Martins, Dyer, Solano & Butt should be pushing top 4...well come on then, show us how it's done Louis. Then he's an idiot.

someone said theyre paying him shitloads, can't see why the fuck he would want to come here For the money and the challenge, possibly. Like I said though, I can't see it happening. I'm struggling to think of why anyone decent would want to come here tbh. I don't believe they've got more financial clout than us though. ....if we wait Rijkaard and Benitez will be out of jobs in the summer. wrong.

How has he done a good job? Transfers - why did he completely ignore our most desperate requirements. Tactically - inept Substitutions - NOT PATTINSON YOU ARSE! Motivation - seemingly zero he didn't ignore them but was unable to get what he wanted/needed....unlike some previous managers who if they couldn't get the right one would just get anyone.right one or anyone,you decide ? He was unable to get what he wanted?? WE HAVE NO LEFT BACK. ANd a championship centre back. If he couldn't find what he needed, he should be taken outside and shot, because thats a core function of his job. The f****** idiot. finding and getting are two seperate things...yet again i'll ask,do you want us signing more sub-standard players for the sake of it or wiating to get someone you want ? We don't even know he tried. Funny, he managed to find a player we DIDN'T need, but not soem we did. He had 2 windows, and he did fuck all. Not good enough. Oh, and MANY MANY players are better than Babayaro and Shambles, so if he couldn't attract one, fuck him.

I would play Huntington ahead of Babayaro and Carr at left back, but only because he's not Carr or Babayaro - HE is poor, THEY are a fucking disgrace.

He was awesome last night, wouldn't you agree? With the exception of last night and the matches before it where he was poor. What are you basing last night's assessment on btw? And indeed other games?

POTENTIALLY, as good as Liverpools, not as good as Chelsea, Man Utd or Arsenal.

Wow. Whatever you're smoking, i want some.

Curtailed ameobi's development? What development? Maybe he's doing his AAT, and only one player is allowed to do that at any one time? Certainly can't be development as a footballer, because Shola is only one of them by default.

snigger.