Northern Monkey

Add the word "useless" between you and cock and that's pretty much spot on. There wasn't room on the front of the DVD, i didn't want the lettering to be too small. Glenn Roeder doesn't make excuses for the DVD title! But....we have had the worst series of DVD-based porblems in the history of home sports viewings......

Add the word "useless" between you and cock and that's pretty much spot on. There wasn't room on the front of the DVD, i didn't want the lettering to be too small.

Fuck Luque, fuck him to hell and back. And then back to hell again. Twice. He's been shite, form day one, why on earth woudl any self-respecting newcastle fan want anything but the back of him for good.

It's definitely the case that for Allardyce to have the kind of impact that makes him worth the bother, "backing the manager" would mean Freddie doing more than just providing some funds for players. It would also mean us lot being patient for a while. I doubt there'd be instant fantastic results. Allardyce, or any manager, would need a season or two to get things sorted. I think there would be an immediate improvement, not to the levels we think we SHOULD be at, but just getting rid of the existing cretin would make us better.

No, i don't want us to lose. But if we do, i'd be nowhere near as arsed as i used to be - partly because i expect it, partly because we'd be beaten by a better team with a better manager, and partly because it would speed that lying wankers departure.

"Fuck off Roeder you cock-sucking lying cretin" "(2006/7)"

I woudl still say that. He's still played better for us that Babayaro this season. Think its more of a case of "xxxxxxx is the worst player in the world, my nan would do better..." Huntington at left back against AZ was far worse than Baba has ever played for us imo. At least Baba knows where he is supposed to be even if he is half arsed and not very good most of the time. If Babayaro knows where he should be, then he shoudl be taken to court for the wages he was paid for pretty much every game he's ever played for us, because he totally ignored that.

Not after he's sussed him. He got rid.

You know - everyone knows - that you aren't ITK, and that you are only saying he'll be here becayse he "has a contract". As if thats ever stopped a manager being sacked. Not that at all. I just don't reckon he'll get sacked. Or resign. FS has seen through Roeder. He's gone man. Knowing Shepherd as well as i do, , i just don't think he wants to get rid of him. Largely due to all of this Geordie nation stuff... he's already dubbed Roeder an adopted Geordie, and he knows that someone like him gives him the best chance of his dreamy team-of-eleven-geordies. Plus, he's already promised to give him the players he wants in the summer. He'll sack him 10 games-ish into next season, i reckon. Promised to give him the players he wants? You believe that?

You know - everyone knows - that you aren't ITK, and that you are only saying he'll be here becayse he "has a contract". As if thats ever stopped a manager being sacked. Not that at all. I just don't reckon he'll get sacked. Or resign. You don't think Roeder has been sussed?? He's finished, thank fuck.

I woudl still say that. He's still played better for us that Babayaro this season.

Glenn Roeder - absolute cretin, of the highest possible order.

I think we can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that they are still shite. I'd play Ameobi ever second i could for the rest of the season, in the hope of crocking him for good.

Just leaves Taylor doesnt it? What about the second string? And by that, i still don't mean big piles of donkey jizzum like Shambles and "Gooch". Second string are worse than the donkey jizzum tbh. I very much doubt that. For example, Edgar is better than Babayaro. 2nd string better than jizzum, right there.

Luque again?? Give it up, man. Hey, i said this is how I would play I know, and thats just as bad.

Just leaves Taylor doesnt it? What about the second string? And by that, i still don't mean big piles of donkey jizzum like Shambles and "Gooch".

You know - everyone knows - that you aren't ITK, and that you are only saying he'll be here becayse he "has a contract". As if thats ever stopped a manager being sacked.

Who do wehave fit out of the centre backs? And by that, i mean ones that aren't big piles of donkey jizzum like Shambles and "Gooch".

Luque again?? Give it up, man.

absolutely, its very sad. should have been able to get shot of the sackless twat AGES ago.

FYP Like may Dutch forwards/wingers he is wildly overated mainly cause he scored a hatful of goals in a weak league. We will see, but I think Martins will score more (Owen you can bet your house on it) than Kalou or Kuyt next year. Kuyt overall game is better than Martins but he has no 'X' factor. Martins has often scored when we were getting pummeled for posession and had no control of matches. I don't think he will ever have a first touch or develop the awareness of Anelka, but he will get his share of goals. Well, I like players more who regularly contribute to the game and make the team better as a unit. So I can easily do without a player whose only contribution is the occasional flash of magic and whose 'X' factor is to stand out in between crap. People often say that the goal from Martins saved us from relegation. I won't deny that, but I am not sure if actually a player with better positional play, better movement and better link up play would have made an even bigger impact in those games we lost easily as we couldn't create anything up front (i.e. the games against the likes of Charlton, Man City etc.) Owen is better at these parts of the game but is often completely anonymous. He was even shocking in the West Ham game but got a hattrick. And? Of course a player can be poor at times, especially strikers relying on service. But in gerenal, Owen's all around game is way ahead of the game of Martins. It would have made much more sense to buy a supporting striker for Owen for the long term and maybe a goalgetter for the short term. This would have also saved us from relegation imho. But now we face the problem of having to multi-million pound strikers who probably hardly fit together. Martins game is very limited imho and I am not sure if actually the role he played at Inter was getting the best out of him - being a super sub to throw on at the end of matches. For 10m a bit of a luxury if you ask me. Maybe but we only bought in one striker so a support striker would have been useless with nothing to support. We probably would have done better if we signed McCarthy and Anelka but we signed Martins and he has done a good job. Doesn't deserve half the stick he gets and the negative parts of his game are vastly exaggerated because people think others are over-rating him. martins has done some good stuff, but he has also shown some glaring and serious deficiencies. to ignore these would be foolish. we desperately need a player to go alongside Owen, how Martins will be accomodated is less important than getting the best personnel for the club.

there'll still be the crazies who want to keep Roeder.

the solution to our problems in defence is to buy a right back, two centre backs and a left back. we can bleat on as much as we like about not having the money to do all of that, but fundamentally, if we want to fix ourselves, thats what we need.

yeah, well done Glenn, you clueless c***. You're a year too late, and not capable of the job, but well done. Its like a teacher saying well done to a retarded kid who has just managed to understand that 1+1 = 2 a year after his classmates started learning pythagoras and calculus. Not really, to be fair. Well, LITERALLY, its like saying well done to a stupid, crap, useless, worthless manager, who has realised a year too late soemthing that pretty much everyone else in the country knew ages ago. But you get tmonkey's point. I do, yeah. God damn monkeys, always sticking up for each other.

Based on? My god given ability to judge players and the fact that Kalou has the heart of Bambi. You shoudl be on your way to south america instead of that idiot mouth-breather Clark!