Northern Monkey

He offers very little value for money, really. He's not one of our better players - we have better in every position he can supposedly play - and for the wages he is on, be it £65k or £90k, his actual end product doesn't justify it. All in all, he should piss off, and thats just professionally. Personally, he can get to fuck and never play again, for all i care.

He didn't do too bad, but he made some shocking decisions to backup the idea that he is not capable of having an entirely good game. Overall, i'd give him a 6/10. Keeping Bramble would be an acknowledgement that s*** is good enough. a 6 out of 10 (harsh btw) implies a sound performance. Against Chelsea i'd say that is a good game personally i thought he was shakey first 5 mintes of both halves, but apart from that, he was great. The way he was imposing himself in the last half hour, winning everything, putting in killer tackles............ i'll miss that if he goes, we don't really have another defender in that mould We don't need him, we need a competent defender. He's too much of a liability.

Milner is the only real right winger we have now, with Nobby being (a) 47 and also (b) our only right back. He could maybe be 2nd backup on the left, but we can't afford to lose him from the right too much, as there's no-one else to play there.

whs

Harper - 7 - did what he had to well. Better distribution that Given. Solano - 7 - our best right back. Bramble - 6 - Not bad, fewer fuckups, but still made his typical errors. Taylor - 7 - Did very well, considering who he was next to. Carr - 6 - Shite defender in "did alright" shocker. But please, in summer, fuck off. Dyer - 4 - Why does he get played there? Not a great footballer, and not a great winger. Butt - 7 - Again, impressive. Emre - 6 - Loses the ball too much still, but tried to make something happen. Milner - 7 - Still improving, deserves his place in the team. Sibierski - 6 - Did ok, nothing special. Shouldn't really get a game, but we are desperate. Martins - 6 - Positionally weak again at times. More bluster than product, but midfield yet again didn't help him.

"player of the season", not "useless overrated shithouse of the season".

He didn't do too bad, but he made some shocking decisions to backup the idea that he is not capable of having an entirely good game. Overall, i'd give him a 6/10. Keeping Bramble would be an acknowledgement that shit is good enough.

Milner. I don't think Butt has been that consistent personally, although he has been very important.

wherever it is Roeder ends up "scouting", i hope he fucking stays there.

Brambles pace is massively overrated, as is his pathetic passing. End of the day, neither of them should be playing for us, they're both utter shite. Shambles will never come good, as he is NOT a good footballer.

So he's no good to us. But give Roeder another season, and he'll fix that.

BRAMBLE is pretty much Bramble at his worst in every game he plays. He only ever has 2 or 3 games a season where he doesn't make a cunt of himself and us. He's a laughing stock, and he makes us a laughing stock. I mean Bramble can do some excellent things during a game then throw it all away with somethng stupid. Ramage will play poor the whole game then make it even worse by gifting them a goal or 2. I don't think Ramage is any worse than Shambles. They are both game-losers.

hahahahahaahahahahahaha :lol:

BRAMBLE is pretty much Bramble at his worst in every game he plays. He only ever has 2 or 3 games a season where he doesn't make a cunt of himself and us. He's a laughing stock, and he makes us a laughing stock.

1. not even mourinho would whine so much about it, the way freddie whined over owen. 2. chelsea would still be title contenders with or without drogba. what are you talking about? When terry was out for a period of weeks all you heard was "well, we're missing our best player" from mourinho. At least roeder didn;t start bitching about injuries until a few months of shit luck. Not shit luck. Shit management and shit transfer activity.

Les Ferdinand Nobby Solano Craig Bellamy* * you can't decide who people can and can't choose. So ner.

Accentuate the positive: Bramble is going. Eliminate the negative: if Roeder doesn't get a decent centre back, he's gone anyway.

Fuck off Bramble. And take that lying wanker Roeder with you while you're at it.

Not our scouting, just the knowledge of our fans.

No, he didn't. Not genuine first team player.s. And even when he DID have some out, they were often shite players he has failed to replace despite this being an absolute imperative.

the only manager that could realistically come to the Toon, and he's got 1 point less than the OMFGZZZ WIZ GUNNA GET RELIGATED Roeder go figure, who says fans are stupid? You've no idea who woudl realistically come here. And a manager with one less point than us, but you forget to mention a poorer squad. You're a genius.

I have never once said a player has played shit due to Roeder. I have said before the TEAM has played shit due to Roeder. There is a big difference. No, you said no-one had improved under Roeder. When i gave some examples this was put down to the player not the manager. Same difference tbh. They havn`t really improved due to Roeder though have they ? As I said further up Dyer said it was down to alot of work put in by Saunders. Sibs just got lucky and has looked as crap as before against big sides. Milner was let know that he was playing for his furture at SJP or elsewhere this season. Parker, Zoggy, Emre and Duff have all been a shadow of what they were before Roeder got here or their previous clubs. Parker and Emre offered nowt to the team under Souness. Cant see how their perfomances this season are 'a shadow of what they were' under Souness tbf. Dyer was tlaking about his finishing skills, not his running on and off the ball or his passing. Sorry got a bit busy there. I still doubt it was much to do with Roeder, he hasn`t been that different to the odd game under Souness. I will ask him later, not that I would put the reply on here but for my own peice of mind. Ask who? Dyer? Yes. Last time I spoke to him was on msn, well the misses was before the AZ game at home, he said he would score a goal to cheer her up. He did and was laughing about it the next day. I will pm you the answer. I`m just pretty sure Roeder has had nothing to do with the slightly improved Dyer. He was away down here pretty much all the time out injured with a specialist. Roeder didn`t get that much time if any to improve him before he played, therefore I believe he had nothing to do with it. What slightly improved Dyer? He's still the same no-end-product waste of money he has been for years.

Swap Milner for Dyer and that's how I'd want us to play in most away games. For home games, also swap Parker for Emre. You would not get a decent cross more than once every 5 games or so. Awful midfield.

He's not as good as Kieron Dyer.

he's also not great, or a hope. Riddled with inaccuracies, the whole thing.