Rich

Still haven’t got my voice back from Thursday. Other than gargling jizz, any secret remedies anyone wants to share?

Makes no odds, Gillespie, given how many British players we have. We’d be miles better off trying to get Krul back, as I’m not sure Forster would be an option.

Fucking hell

Buzzing. The league table says we only need a point for CL and that one of Everton or Leeds are doomed.

Surely West Ham aren’t turning up?

Can we get that live rendition of Nessun Dorma now, then?

Well done Jonjo.

How are you this clueless?

@KaKa’s boy at it again.

Where's the 9.9 option?

FT 1-1

McGinn you absolute fanny.

Did Steve Bruce come back to manage Villa for this second half, or what?

The ticker is ready.

WILL YOU PLEASE GET THE JOKE

We are 30 minutes away from the Champions League.

HOW IS HE NOT BOOKED?

It's 35 now.

We're 30 minutes away from the Champions League.

Love VAR me.

Miles offside.

Wonder if the board can do the infinity symbol?

Really good half from Villa there, mind, though had to dig in a bit at the end. Set up nicely for them to counter in the second if they can get through the first 5–10 minutes.