Rich

Some boy, Saka.

Trent pulling out a Shelvey special there.

Hot fuck.

Bring him home.

It’s been covered, but “debut” is a word you Neanderthal fuck.

Another class new poster, yaaaay.

That post makes me want to sign him even less.

That’s quite a trio. Poor Bruno.

Why not two?

Dimarco: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12196235/Newcastle-talks-Inter-Milan-50m-Nicolo-Barella.html Rogerio: https://www.calciomercato.com/news/sassuolo-non-solo-frattesi-e-berardi-plusvalenza-anche-con-roger-79091 (If people could post sources that would be purely belta.)

What a fucking cheek.

We'll do our best to keep this updated for everyone, please let us know if there's anything that's already incorrect or needs adding! Full August and September TV selections are supposed to be confirmed sometime in July, while October's games are supposed to be confirmed sometime in August. The commitment from the PL is to give a minimum of six weeks of notice before changing a kick-off time until December, then five weeks from January to gameweek 37, so we'll see how that goes. We'll get all the Tickets & Travel threads added at some point today, then will link the [PL1], [PL2], [CL1], etc. directly to them so people can easily hop into them.

July 2023 [FR1] Gateshead 2-3 Newcastle United (Saturday 15th at 12.30pm) [National League TV] [FR2] Rangers 1-2 Newcastle United (Tuesday 18th at 7.45pm) [NUFC TV] [FR3] Newcastle United 3-3 Aston Villa (Monday 24th at 12am) [Sky] [FR4] Newcastle United 1-1 Chelsea (Thursday 27th at 1.15am) [Sky] [FR5] Brighton & Hove Albion 1-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 29th at 12.30am) [Sky] [FR6] Newcastle United 2-0 Fiorentina (Saturday 5th August at 3.30pm) [None] [FR7] Newcastle United 4-0 Villarreal (Sunday 6th August at 4pm) [None] August 2023 [PL1] Newcastle United 5-1 Aston Villa (Saturday 12th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL2] Manchester City 1-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 19th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL3] Newcastle United 1-2 Liverpool (Sunday 27th at 4.30pm) [Sky] September 2023 [PL4] Brighton & Hove Albion 3-1 Newcastle United (Saturday 2nd at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL5] Newcastle United 1-0 Brentford (Saturday 15th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [CL1] AC Milan 0-0 Newcastle United (Tuesday 19th at 5.45pm) [TNT] [PL6] Sheffield United 0-8 Newcastle United (Sunday 24th at 4.30pm) [Sky] [CC3] Newcastle United 1-0 Manchester City (Wednesday 27th at 8pm) [Sky] [PL7] Newcastle United 2-0 Burnley (Saturday 30th at 3pm) [None] October 2023 [CL2] Newcastle United 4-1 Paris Saint-Germain (Wednesday 4th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL8] West Ham United 2-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 8th at 2pm) [None] [PL9] Newcastle United 4-0 Crystal Palace (Saturday 21st at 3pm) [None] [CL3] Newcastle United 0-1 Borussia Dortmund (Wednesday 25th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL10] Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 28th at 5.30pm) [Sky] November 2023 [CC4] Manchester United 0-3 Newcastle United (Wednesday 1st at 8.15pm) [Sky] [PL11] Newcastle United 1-0 Arsenal (Saturday 4th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [CL4] Borussia Dortmund 2-0 Newcastle United (Tuesday 7th at 5.45pm) [TNT] [PL12] Bournemouth 2-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 11th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL13] Newcastle United 4-1 Chelsea (Saturday 25th at 3pm) [None] [CL5] Paris Saint-Germain 1-1 Newcastle United (Tuesday 28th at 8pm) [TNT] December 2023 [PL14] Newcastle United 1-0 Manchester United (Saturday 2nd at 8pm) [TNT] [PL15] Everton 3-0 Newcastle United (Thursday 7th at 7.30pm) [Amazon] [PL16] Tottenham Hotspur 4-1 Newcastle United (Sunday 10th at 4.30pm) [Sky] [CL6] Newcastle United 1-2 AC Milan (Wednesday 13th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL17] Newcastle United 3-0 Fulham (Saturday 16th at 3pm) [None] [CCQF] Chelsea (4) 1-1 (2) Newcastle United (Tuesday 19th at 8pm) [Sky] [PL18] Luton Town 1-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 23rd at 3pm) [None] [PL19] Newcastle United 1-3 Nottingham Forest (Tuesday 26th at 12.30pm) [Amazon] January 2024 [PL20] Liverpool 4-2 Newcastle United (Monday 1st at 8pm) [Sky] [FAC3] Sunderland 0-3 Newcastle United (Saturday 6th at 12.30pm) [ITV] [PL21] Newcastle United 2-3 Manchester City (Saturday 13th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [FAC4] Fulham 0-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 27th at 7pm) [ITV4] [PL22] Aston Villa 1-3 Newcastle United (Tuesday 30th at 8.15pm) [TNT] February 2024 [PL23] Newcastle United 4-4 Luton Town (Saturday 3rd at 3pm) [None] [PL24] Nottingham Forest 2-3 Newcastle United (Saturday 10th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL25] Newcastle United 2-2 Bournemouth (Saturday 17th at 3pm) [None] [PL26] Arsenal 4-1 Newcastle United (Saturday 24th at 8pm) [TNT] [FAC5] Blackburn Rovers (3) 1-1 (4) Newcastle United (Tuesday 27th at 7.45pm) [BBC] March 2024 [PL27] Newcastle United 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers (Saturday 2nd at 3pm) [None] [PL28] Chelsea 3-2 Newcastle United (Monday 11th at 8pm) [Sky] [FACQF] Manchester City 2-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 16th at 5.30pm) [BBC] [PL30] Newcastle United 4-3 West Ham United (Saturday 30th at 12.30pm) [TNT] April 2024 [PL31] Newcastle United 1-1 Everton (Tuesday 2nd at 3pm) [TNT] [PL32] Fulham 0-1 Newcastle United (Saturday 6th at 3pm) [None] [PL33] Newcastle United 4-0 Tottenham Hotspur (Saturday 13th at 12.30pm) [TNT] [PL29] Crystal Palace 2-0 Newcastle United (Wednesday 24th at 8pm) [None] [PL35] Newcastle United 5-1 Sheffield United (Saturday 27th at 3pm) [None] May 2024 [PL36] Burnley 1-4 Newcastle United (Saturday 4th at 3pm) [None] [PL37] Newcastle United 1-1 Brighton & Hove Albion (Saturday 11th at 3pm) [None] [PL34] Manchester United 3-2 Newcastle United (Wednesday 15th at 8pm) [Sky] [PL38] Brentford vs. Newcastle United (Sunday 19th at 4pm) [None]

It quotes the original source in the first sentence.

Him and McGrath tag-teamed on Gordon. https://twitter.com/mcgrathmike/status/1544640589588725760?s=46&t=_U6RoVATMvbOfK8F0owYrQ Telegraph broke the Maddison interest, too, IIRC?

There’s always one.

Aye, hopefully it’ll be back like the last time it just vanished. Blame Papa Elon.

That feeling of logging into the forum and seeing a new thread about a mint player that’s already at multiple pages is hard to beat, mind.

What a time to be alive, man. Two decades since we were linked to anyone of this level.

Arsenal after Havertz now, wasn't expecting that. https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1669000734904401923?s=20

#vibes?

That's the lowest we'll be all season, an' all. Glorious.