Rich

The VAR is getting a good workout here, mind.

Christ. I love BDB but he’s been passable at best.

Schär? Should be, tbh.

Pope, Trippier, Bruno, Almiron, Wilson?

That’s rancid.

Outrageous that Schär doesn’t have a song. Could we just use the old Albert/Robert tune for him? He’s of that ilk. Pewa classy.

Popey Tripps Fab Sven Big Dan Longy Bruno Little Joe Miggy Cal Cal Big Jo At least a one goal margin of victory, more likely two.

I’m colour blind as fuck, but are those Saudia uniforms the same colour as our away kit?

Saudia St. James' Park here we come.

https://reboundjobs.com/jobs/newcastle-united-fc-supporter-services-coordinator-1673810 - bit of a tasty opp at the club.

Bring me Maddison and Mudryk.

So us, then?

What a time to be alive.

That’s not the Mikael Mandron, is it?

And we’ll win.

He meant the original story.

Pope Manquillo Lascelles Burn Targett Anderson Shelvey Joelinton Fraser Wood Saint-Maximin

Look forwards, not back. Maybe we don't go on this run without those.

Who's that sitting up in third place? Who's that sitting way up there?

Neither of these daft cunts are finishing above us this season, like.

This league is absolute pish, mind. Played a 5/6 out of 10 and won 4-1

10

Murphy in at LW. Done.

I think that post from RS was a joke… wasn’t it?

Couldn’t pay me to listen to Talksport, like. Of all the options out there these days, it’s like Daily Star on the airwaves.