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‘The reality is, we’re always going to spend what we can under FFP, and that's a great thing,’ said Eales. ‘I can say, hand on heart, the club will always be doing its best to get to where we want to. But we've got to make sure we do it methodically and in a way that's sustainable.'

Eales has basically told everyone what we'll be spending if anyone is (a) capable of working it out and (b) arsed enough to work it out. You'd think a professional journalist would at least have (b) covered.

That’s all Spurs have, isn’t it?

Would people swap Dubs, Karius, and Gillespie for Forster and Krul, if it was feasible?

Chelsea at home, aye. Even though it was only 1-0 it felt like we fully deserved the points, similar to the Spurs away game.

Saw this as well, but surely it was intentional?

Reuben got the first three, Mehrdad got fuck all, and Yasser cried off after shanking his third one.

I'll take PSG from Pot 1, Real Madrid from Pot 2, and AC Milan from Pot 3, please. I'd also settle for Feyenoord, Porto, and Red Star, like.

Randomly ended up chatting with the club doctor and head physio well into the early hours last night, they said there's no way he should've been playing but he was insistent. What a lad.

I came.

Tripps for me like.

Where’s the post-match N-O party at @BlazeT44?

Surely no half time pint of piss in a paper cup is worth potentially missing a goal as big as Burn’s? I understand catching the last train or whatever, but I wouldn’t trade those two late goals for much else.

Will they not be anyway?

What a beautiful day to qualify for the Champions League.

Name-checked by Ornstein as one of the PL clubs with £40M Kudus in their their thoughts.

So easy

Would Hippo Heed not actually deserve the credit, though? Would still prefer Everton down either way.

I see that every day marra

You don’t see that too often.