Rich

Wouldn't touch Ndombele with Branko's manky wanger.

Water off a duck's arse, this.

On his 100th holiday of the year, aye.

Reckon it might be an idea to get a backup photographer in.

The people demanded a thread, we gave them a thread.

There was no sneak about it .

My record in January was immense, tbf.

Aye, but it's a bit naff because you hear the crowd reaction to the goal going in before you see it on the screen.

Things seem to be heating up nicely.

KaKa's great at using FBRef and reading Transfermarkt these days, like.

Does Shearer's not show away games?

Seems like we're past the monitoring stage for this one and we've been starved of new threads. Howay the Ramos.

Where’s these bloomin’ training photos like? Usually a Tuesday thing.

Think people are just playing chicken with Leicester on price?

Pauleta and Hugo Almeida. Halcyon days.

Any thoughts on the Goncalo Ramos situation from the Benfica lads yet? @Bruno@TenkoDaLuz

There isn’t a funnier club in football right now.

More than 2/3 of a January window that, man.

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It smells like a good day for a proper rumour or bid.

Gerrin

Sunderland at home, howay.