Rich

Didn’t Sarr absolutely destroy him at the start of the season? Almost Hatem vs. Luna levels?

Could be a decent wildcard? We’ve got absolutely fuck all on the bench at the minute and that hasn’t changed with the signings we’ve made. Darlow Krafth Schar/Lascelles Lewis Willock S. Longstaff Almiron Murphy Gayle Zero game changers there, and that’s pretty much the best bench we could name in the here and now.

Average. Solid enough defensively, doesn’t offer much going forward, great for a yellow card bet. Rafa wanted him two summers running, though, so he clearly rated him. Might be the right sort of player to have behind ASM. I always try to look on the positive side, but he’d be more underwhelming than Wood in my eyes. There’s a reason Villa jumped at the chance to spend £30M on Digne.

Bring me Divock Origi.

Has Bailey got one right in this window yet? The 90min model appears to be chucking as much shit at the wall in the hope that some sticks. Looking through his January Tweets there’s: Bakker Rogerio Zapata £10M loan for Lingard Mina Caleta-Car Ekitike Leno Bergwijn Ramsey Barbosa Suppose Edward’s has claimed the Targett interest, too. The dynamic duo.

Frodo leaving Mordor, pretty apt.

Dieng?

We’ll be on it, no worries there!

Coming up, coming up, coming up… it’s there.

Eternal optimist, with some rationale. Two loan slots still to use (Hope already saying Henderson is likely coming), and we’ve spent far less on the first centre-half than we likely expected to. It’s been clear all window that we’ve been pursuing a left-back, another centre-back, and a forward player. I still think we can get them.

5/10 now, provided no hiccups. Still think there’s at least two to come, more likely three or four.

We were smashed and it was about 15 years ago. Bit hazy.

Class, great to get this wrapped up today after Bruno yesterday. Still every chance of two or three more.

Papa Lazaru. Me and Bluf were present, but think we’d just left.

Potentially puts the Lingard loan to bed, and shows Howe hasn’t been too chuffed with Dubs’ performances.

How have we done this?

Absolute embarrassment to the great region of the North East, this lot, in every single way. Shameful result.

It’s…. Jamie Vardy.

Not exactly fishing, like. “Surprise” surely means something either not yet reported or something really big? If it doesn’t, then criticise away. Bale was the first thought that crossed my mind, sounds like he’s bezzie mates with Trippier.

Grifters be grifting.

You absolute tease.

If one of ours had done that the fume on here would be massive, like. Daft but not malicious, I reckon.

Maybe don’t say something cunty on camera?