Rich

The fans forum is a fucking sham, man

Hurr hurr.

Clickbait.

Post-prime Missed the boat.

Someone get me a pre-prime Andy Cole.

So it should feasibly be done on 1st June, then? Here's hoping!

They’ve got Honeyman and Gooch mate. They’ll walk it.

All this upheaval. We’re primed for a tilt at the top four.

Did we get to the bottom of the transfer window thing? Need to know if I’m allowed to be pissed off that Dubravka isn’t signed up yet.

I’m a Mole man, but that’s just glorious.

Aye West Ham fans reckon he's signing for them because he said something complimentary about them in a book 20 years ago. And he thinks Andy Carroll is class. Looks nailed on. Called him a paint brush didn't he? A paintbrush striker, aye, because he applies the finishing touch.

Aye West Ham fans reckon he's signing for them because he said something complimentary about them in a book 20 years ago. And he thinks Andy Carroll is class. Looks nailed on.

Fucking Unai Emery?

Hope they lose the playoff final at Wembley. Or go down again.

Was pretty decent to see Juve in their stripes like.

Class

What a great article that is, even has a Pardew dig. Fucking loved Tiote.

Imagine Rafa diddling off to work for those cunts in front of those fans in that fucking travesty of a stadium. You can't, can you? Me either.

Progressing to a better club perhaps. Stop it, you.

If he's not a permanent member of the squad by this time tomorrow I'm going to burn Lee Charnley's house to the ground.

Can't see Cahill starting and it won't be 2 uptop IMO but aye roughly that. Cheers. I'm massively out of the loop with these cunts, was just trying to get my head around what the "plan" is.

holy fuck that looks awful on paper Formatting leaves a lot to be desired, I must admit.

What are we looking at here then? Pickford Walker Stones Cahill Henderson Trippier Alli Lingard Rose Sterling Kane Butland, Pope, Alexander-Arnold, Maguire, Jones, Young, Dier, Loftus-Cheek, Delph, Welbeck, Rashford, Vardy ?

Piss poor that he's not going to the World Cup, though it's obviously not a shock. However, he seems the sort of character who'll use it as motivation to keep progressing. So hopefully that's good for us.