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Bruno’s attempt to get back there after initially being beaten to the second ball. Looked like he’d shat himself.

This is letting Botman off very, very lightly.

Loving this like.

Aye. Already missing the post-matches where all I had to moan about was his kicking.

As much as I hate Fernandes, I’d kill to have someone like him in our side. He’s dragged them back into this.

Who writes our scripts man? A fucking Wood hat-trick.

6k

Seems such a tame atmosphere at Villa Park in the circumstances.

Was getting carried away at the prospect of being five points off top. That’s me telt.

WAXXA out

Paul Dummett and his fantastic Tyne-Wear derby record.

Some season this man, mental.

Could see them being far, far too revved-up for it, whereas I’d back us to stay quite level. 0-8.

@Mike, you’re already looking at flights aye?

Get in

I've just watched the game back. All this faint praise for Slabheed and he was fucking shite. Suppose it's a low bar if we're comparing him with the rest of their dossers, like. He should have been booked long, long before that tackle on Gordon. Then there was that attacking header from the corner and his hefty body getting Antony's goal ruled out. Checked the stats to make sure I wasn't just being daft. He committed five fouls, only won 6/17 duels, and only completed 64% of his passes. 1/9 long balls hit their mark. All-in-all they were comfortably the worst team I've seen up here this season. The longer ten Hag stays there, the better.

One minute Otherwise not too bad, but Maguire should’ve been booked eons before he was.

Only just warmed up. How the fudge was that only 1-0?

Fastest offside check I’ve ever seen.

What a fucking team man.

Commitment to the craft 10/10

Just don’t lose. Let’s make Milan one for the ages.

83p a month plus access to the games just about made me stay