Rich

It's easily found for those that want it.

Tricky ground when it comes to stuff from behind paywalls, but of course regular articles with links included, etc. are still fine

No Albert

Every fucking time

"Rape the TV money". Fucking Pardewed the shit out of that bit.

Oh aye, definitely not Pardew.

I'm still sticking with Paulinho through sheer stubbornness as soon as I drop him he will become a monster. I've cut him loose, expect him to be great from the next round of games.

I am on top form this afternoon.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,20035.0.html

Vertonghen or Naughton, I suppose, though neither are great options.

Impossible to judge as that coincided with the new arrivals. The whole fucking argument is impossible to judge man

I'm not sure he's had £135m(ish) worth just yet, though. Mad comment.

Cheers Ketsy, time to get planning with the wildcard.

Think that's all fair enough, it's another summer gamble on their part.

Aye, at least we didn't sell anybody I suppose. I had hoped for a minimum of a striker and a winger coming in and I wanted to see the end of Shola, Obertan and Gosling, so overall it's still deeply disappointing.

It was hard work this summer, but we did it.

What a dirty fucking patsy this geezer is. Bends over and takes it every single time.

Pics or you should go to Specsavers. She's been poor for a while now like, looked better with the extra timber.

Alan, you Kante!

Shocker.

We should at least troll the Mackems with some derisory bids for Sessegnon.

Toon's Taylor is number one out of all Newcastle fans at the minute. In the world. I am not worthy.