Rich

Tripps for me like.

Where’s the post-match N-O party at @BlazeT44?

Surely no half time pint of piss in a paper cup is worth potentially missing a goal as big as Burn’s? I understand catching the last train or whatever, but I wouldn’t trade those two late goals for much else.

Will they not be anyway?

What a beautiful day to qualify for the Champions League.

Name-checked by Ornstein as one of the PL clubs with £40M Kudus in their their thoughts.

So easy

Would Hippo Heed not actually deserve the credit, though? Would still prefer Everton down either way.

I see that every day marra

You don’t see that too often.

Still haven’t got my voice back from Thursday. Other than gargling jizz, any secret remedies anyone wants to share?

Makes no odds, Gillespie, given how many British players we have. We’d be miles better off trying to get Krul back, as I’m not sure Forster would be an option.

Fucking hell

Buzzing. The league table says we only need a point for CL and that one of Everton or Leeds are doomed.

Surely West Ham aren’t turning up?

Can we get that live rendition of Nessun Dorma now, then?

Well done Jonjo.

How are you this clueless?

@KaKa’s boy at it again.

Where's the 9.9 option?

FT 1-1