Rich

How small do you think Wor Eddie is, like?

Depending on Longstaff's fitness: Pope Trippier Schär Botman Burn Longstaff Guimarães Willock Murphy Isak Joelinton or Pope Trippier Schär Botman Burn Willock Guimarães Joelinton Murphy Wilson Isak ?

Aye, hoping for this as well. It would be a crease if they dropped out of the European places altogether but it does give whoever they appoint a much easier time of it next season. Think I’d prefer them in the Europa proper, though, so they’re arsed about trying to win it.

Bimpy

@PhilT ??

Now the manager openly disagreeing with his best remaining defender in public. Truly dark times. This Man City final is hanging over them like an executioner’s axe.

Now blaming the strikers . Seems like a very toxic environment there, worrying times.

“Hands up” not the best turn of phrase there from Shaw, mind .

Some of you lot must burn an insane amount of calories with the quivering you do, dear me. Draw or narrow Brighton win was grand tonight.

What a fucking roar that is.

This officiating is disgraceful.

@Jack27in tatters.

Every time I see Tebas comments like these I wonder why the fuck the President of La Liga has anything at all to say about things like an individual club's transfers. Seems mental.

Seems like Gabriel is going to make it, if the Clock End podcast is to be believed. It sounds like it was just an impact injury rather than anything muscular. Still don't think it makes any difference to the outcome, but we'd have won by two or three instead of one or two without him there.

Little Dan?

I don’t think it’ll matter either way, but one goal wins ain’t gonna do it for the Mersey Reds. They’ve been rancid, again.

Three minutes

Tragic game of football this. Been truly spoiled by Monsieur Howe.

Watching Fulham is what watching us used to be like. Painful.

Fulham’s XI not too shabby either, just lacking a mad Serb who loves the Toon up top.

He’ll have dropped absolutely everything as soon as he saw that Tweet.

£70M quid for Raphinha seems about right to me, like. He'd easily go into the bracket of Botman, Bruno, and Isak wouldn't he, just on pure quality?

I'm not sure there's a non-NUFC player/ex-player I've ever liked more than Ian Wright, mind. Proper chad.