Theregulars

Rod, are you no longer one of all the smiling faces?

Oh Collins got clocked

Suuuuuurely a pen

That touch by big Juuurrrr…

It’s pretty simple. Without Rafa, we aren’t what we are now. He almost single-handedly demonstrated what had been forgotten under the parasite Ashley: Newcastle can move quickly and successfully when the city and fans are united and believe in what they see. The Bruce shit is irksome AF because it’s a regurgitation of a xenophobic media line, and ignores the quite salient fact that the “statistically similar” season was achieved with Benitez’s players + some better players than Benitez ever would have received under Ashley. Joselu or Wilson? Pre-Howe Murphy or ASM?

But is your analysis correct statistically

You are of course right, these tactics against the same opposition were far better: Statistically you have dildos for hands

I don’t mind the creative licence but don’t think they’ve exercised it well or particularly imaginatively. That just looks like something that faded in the wash or had acid spilled on it. I’d be well on board with a half/half.

To justify making a new one every year

It still bothers me that Ahmed joined the Nation of Domination

Anyone else just at the point where they're happy to sit back and let the club decide? They know what they're doing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256784528694?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=tDVJzg8kScu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=q6uXt-6LTKO&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Yeh fiver and then whatever postage was. Printing shop did it for free as I’ve had them repair some other shirts of mine so that probably would have cost a few quid. Fucking love it, wear it constantly.

@Fakthis is the product of buying the “score draw” version from the club shop and ordering an Umbro patch from eBay. £50 all in so spennier but I think it looks pretty nifty

Hello, hello! song will have to change lyrics. I guess change to “we’re gonna win the premier league, we’re gonna win the cup”. I can’t wait to be old and tell young fans that for literal decades the words were “we’re gonna win fuck all again, we’re gonna win fuck all”.

Hopefully not a jinx but what a hire he seems to have been compared to the injury madness last year. Seems to have quietly and effectively got on with things.

I suppose - maybe just what I wanted to believe - felt like all pundits were pulling for us, really.

I liked Neville on it - he obviously wanted us to win.

Some gatekeeper, Simon

The kingdom is yours for life

Hand in hand with Ryan giggs

@Heron stars!!

Surprised anyone gives two shits what Simon Jordan thinks. Who cares? What qualifies him to comment, his multiple years of successful club football management? He will have not the faintest idea of what the club thinks and plans. Provocative, tedious imbecile.

Steady on

He’s so bad at this - you’re literally trying to attract fees for them and you’ve already given on that you don’t reckon them, loudly and frequently. I will never not enjoy this.

Yorkie essentially now volunteers his time as a Toon-specific fact check service.