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I think this is the best thing about him: the fact that you know that, at any moment, he can just do something undefendable and get you goal that the other team can do bollock all about.

20) The best stadium of light in the world

Insert seething political joke here

Agbonlohor has gone completely

16) No letterbox is safe

Sad Weasley

When he graduated AA

They didn't pick a striker today. Sesspit up front on his own.

13) Nyron Nosworthy: the greatest centre half England never picked

Sorry I posted 9 just as your 9-11 rushed through. Mag kernts

9) They had that Shearer, but we had Kevin Phillips.

15

Liverpool winning is the best outcome either way i think. It guarantees Europa League, but it means the shackles are off us and we can go into the last few games with freedom. Not quite, Chelsea winning the Champions League buggers it up, unlikely but possible. If they turn over Barca and Real, I'll eat my hat. More chance of seeing a Mackem in Milan tbh.

Blackburn FA Cup. Not a league game, sorry. You said we hadn't won a 3PM KO in 2012. We have. Checkmate, Stu.

The one I'm most worried about is Everton away. I think we can beat Citeh at home, they've been abject recently and effectively have nothing to play for, or certainly won't by the time we play them. We have no reason to fear Chelsea either, they're nowt special.

Quite. Where's my irony wrench?

You should have started Shola! He played 2 games for Stoke, he has as much insight as I have hindsight! Now piss off, for I must change before the missus discovers my identity.

never understand why ALL commentators are so keen to praise Lampard....

An own goal from Terry would be infinitely preferable.

Whhhyyyyy don't take off Frei!!!!!!!!

YES

yes Stu, Dempsey is shit.

Unreal save by Cech.

They are bringing on another defensive midfielder?

I'd say the same but Perch in for Santon. HBA was shocking in this fixture last year, shouldnt start this one Well, can't argue with that sterling logic.