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Cisse's in one of them so it can't be that bad.

When have I said KFC is good? It's f***ing Godlike. Like or dislike the man but don't cast aspersions on KFC.

Ba, Cisse, Carroll, Shola - that's a pretty handy squad striking quartet in my book.

I'd do it if he's Best's replacement because he's a better player, but not to start.

I'd pay the crap out of that for him.

His physical pace is totally undermined by his mental slowness. That's basically it for me.

I'm hard-pushed to not see him as the worst signing ever. He contributed next to nothing of any positive value during his stay at the club. That, and he's a prick.

We all know how this works: if they offer a big enough fee, we'll sell. That's the downside of the good way in which we're run.

Bale and Modric to follow

Wine guzzling. MY CHILDREN NEED WINE!

Bias perhaps but Perch has had a better season as a holding midfield player then Henderson.

That's the third blatant one he's missed.

Wellbeck loves the stepovers

Johnson: braindead footballer.

He's not at all, Woy's got his tactics spot on - Mexes is a total ballwatcher, the way around him is just to make clever runs and seek them out with through balls. He and Rami won't have any issue with Carroll.

They'll need at least one transitional year under him to suss out which players can adapt to his style and which areas he needs to improve - if the board/their fans are prepared to give him that, could be good move over the next few years. Just don't see either party giving him that long. Swansea suddenly got massive favourites for a dodgy second season in my mind.

'Premiere League' The Fairs Cup doesn't appear to count either. FTM Nicknames: Magpies, 'The Toons'.

They should ask LeBron James what he thinks about a replacement.

My big brother, normally very rational man, partner in a law firm, but also a Liverpool fan: I'm glad you seem to relish it so much. The man who led us through the aftermath of Heysel, Hillsborough and Hicks & Gillett. Oh and managed to win a bunch of trophies along the way. Very sad day.

Unreal. Absolutely unreal.

Absolutely shambolic display from us. We're a country mile off Champions League, interesting to see how much more we have to do.

HBA has been shite.

It's such a crap way to lead things into the summer. I don't care where we finish now, but at least go off on a positive note. To just capitulate, not bother and play like a bunch of ignoramic schoolboys is totally unforgivable. For 37 games (with a few exceptions) they've been heroes, today a total and utter bunch of wankers.

Awful. Pathetic. Cowardly. Lame. What a dickheadish, arrogant and utterly spineless way to end this season. Moronic tactics, moronic play and just generally fucking barfworthy.

Because we allow them by not turning up and playing poorly, as well as using long-ball 4-4-2 tactics which we know aren't great.