Theregulars

have to say we're being torn a new one here.

Wow...

Jonas has been poo thus far.

never a foul on Caldwell

nice foul by Tiote

It was gonna happen more or later that a team gave us a serious challenge. This happens to all teams, the mark of a top team is how you respond. I'll be very interested to see if we wilt or meet the challenge.

This is embarrassing.

Arsenal equalise for good measure.

he wasn't even looking the right way, ffs.

weak as piss.

No, awful and unpunished foul by Figueroa

how's that not a foul?!

gerrin stoke

Haven't got going yet at all

dive by Di Santo, prick

get in orange kit

Blargh I forgot it was Mike Dean.

Warren Barton just called HBA 'King Arfa'. winner

Quite like Wigan but wouldn't be bothered if we send them down Not bothered if we send anybody down if it means we get 3 points, ever.

One of them is going to be at the club next year? Captain Hindsight swoops in: playing Guthrie all season has hindered Gosling's development. He visited Pardew in a revelationary moment this morning, on his way back from buying his missus some tampons.

Couldn't happen to a nicer lot. Really hope Hughton pips them to promotion too.

With Southampton's promotion won't even be the 2nd best team playing in red and white stripes any more.

Nervous as owt. Just win, don't care how, don't care when, don't care who (scores), just do it.

Merson

Pub called the Friendship Inn in Fallowfield isn't a Toon pub but when there's an NUFC game on there always seems to be a healthy gaggle of Newcastle fans.