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One thing David Pleat did get right, Graham Poll was fucking brilliant tonight. Sorry.

Daylight was NEVER in the offside law. It was a warped idea by Phil Don, the ex head of referees here in England. By definition, Kuyt was inches offside. But I couldn't give less of a toss either way.

People are just sick of hearing utter bullshit coming from spastic ITK posters every single week. The chances you are telling the truth are less than 1%, why on earth should we believe bollocks like this, what makes you any different? You jumping at people with insults only shows adds to the case of why the fuk should we believe this headcase this time round? My god.

That's shocking.

Milner's now apparently in instead of N'Zogbia.

Aside from the obvious shite, I thought Allardyce supported Wolves?

Bolton's official site aswell.

All over. What a finish to a season.

Active Scores have now kindly removed the 5th PSV goal, so maybe they aren't on top after all.

5-1 to PSV.

That'll put Ajax and PSV on the same goal difference? I assume it'll then go to goals scored, with Ajax scoring 83 to PSV's 73.

Their exceptionally dodgy goalkeeper is the man who's been sent off, which I assume led to the penalty which saw Excelsior open the scoring.

[afterthought] But Monaco played a Champions League qualifier, hence meaning he couldn't play in the Champions League. [/afterthought]

I was wondering about this the other day. Last season I'm sure Adebayor played for Monaco in the UEFA Cup, then couldn't play in the Champions League when he signed for Arsenal, but I could be wrong.

I loved it when one Newcastle player went through the back of a Wolves player, and he shouts (in aforementioned accent) "Hey, referee, that was a normal tackle!"

Cheers. To all who have passed comment, it is appreciated.

I was being a tad facetious, but basically Leeds won a corner then the fans ran on the pitch, so they restarted with the corner kick.

Tends to happen when a player of the opposing team puts the ball across the goal line but not between the posts and under the crossbar.

Keith Page, cracking bloke. I knew Godsmark was fast but fucking hell, impossible to keep up with him. And Patterson did indeed score the first. The lino on the other side injured his calf and Ryan Donaldson's father ended up taking over! Janitor, it'll be a while before I'm on Reserve games (if ever).

Winner of the toss gets choice of ends, loser kicks off.

Al-Jaber is their record scorer, played in the World Cup last summer. The guy who scored that goal in 94 was Saeed Al-Owairan.

Big shock. RIP.

A playful kiss on the cheek like that and, while worrying about your mental state, I'd probably laugh. If you stick your tongue down my throat, you may as well start walking.

Can someone please delete 1999 from history?