Beren

Racking up a fair amount of daft quotes in his short tenure.

We're shite so he's fine for NUFC and its ambitions, and he may even look like a bit of a diamond whilst embedded in the dollop of poo that is the team, but there's no way he's a top player IMO. This goals per minute stat is misleading. Wonder what it is if you factor in his season long drought? he'll go through spells of good poaching but his overall play is shocking and he's capable of extended periods of shit poaching, offsides and smiling annoyingly when he fails to trouble opposing centre halves or remind them he's still on the pitch. Nah, not for me.

I'm gonna disagree with that. Cowardly sub obviously but Cabella had been hopeless all night and was fading. Cabella was awful. He wasn't alone in this, though, in fairness.

Think that's me for the season tbh. Not watching another Newcastle game. Complete waste of time. See you in 2015/16. Maybe.

Pardew will be golden at Palace for ages. Enough talent in Bolasie, Puncheon, Zaha and Gayle to mask his many, many deficiencies.

Freekick ahead of our penalty box. EVERYONE FORWARD!

Waiting to get beat.

Bolasie on for the left back :lol:

Bingo

He was trying to pass.

What a ball by Janmaat

Hahahahahah

Have that you cunt!

Interesting gambit from Carver. Make the side's short passing game so ineffective and abhorrent to watch that the fans will be grateful when long-ball football is adopted.

Only way we could play more narrow is if they were in single file.

This is fucking crap. Not even a decent pantomime game.

Would love if Willo scored a corner today.

Cisse going for that shot

Will be touted as an inspired sub when they come on and do the business. Not possible to start your good players from the off, of course.

Koscienly

Seriously, can anyone explain how this is a sensible business plan? How are they recouping that?

Honestly don't know how they're turning a profit on that outlay Hope they go bust.