Beren

Arsenal are so good to watch. The majority of the league is turd.

This is shit.

Fuck this

Erm, same again, less Man Utd. Shortest odds, but always thought they were the biggest risk of the above. Any reason for not including Arsenal? Shite odds. Not worth it IMO, just as Man Utd weren't.

Stoke vs Villa

Erm, same again, less Man Utd. Shortest odds, but always thought they were the biggest risk of the above.

Saylor and Williams Dear me

Now resting their hopes of RvP.

Commentators so far up Man Utd's

Clever girl.

Good sub.

Hernandez is overrated, too.

How many games will it take the media to realise that Man Utd's posturing and grandstanding doesn't amount to much on the pitch? A while. Squad is equally as weak as last season (more or less), and they don't look as much of a team either. Can't break down shit.

Took him out of my team. Well, off my bench.

Get in!

Not a yellow, not even a freekick.

Swansea showing Man Utd a bit too much respect.

Merson is such a plank

Regretting taking Bony out of my team now.

The anticipation is palpable. Against my better judgement, I'm genuinely very excited. Only a few hours to go now... ...until we can laugh at Kaka's FF team.

Man Utd, Everton DNB, QPR DNB, Stoke, Liverpool

Yup. I'm very nosey about other people's teams but don't share my own.

Got a double on Stoke -1 and QPR on the opening weekend. About 8/1.

Who is everyone captaining?

Was going to put some antepost bets on different leagues but my word the odds are shit. Be better off sticking the money in a fixed-rate bond