Beren

I like Mahrez Entertaining player to watch IMO.

What's the angle? Do we secretly rate these loanees we never play? Or are we trying to boost their sales value by letting they play competitive football/be in a Scottish shop window?

Citeh are facing Hull tbf. Hull

The gamer world bit?

It's settled - the thread stays. Busting the chops of Ian W aside, it is.

It's settled - the thread stays.

Apologies if it comes across as dickier than intended, but why do you even waste your time watching online?

I did feel gutted for him when I heard he can't play for another six months. After being frozen out, or shoehorned into a Pardew regime, for God knows how long - dealing with arseholes like NUFC, or Fifa, and agents etc - after seeing talentless shits surpass you on the field through it all, I'd feel fucking robbed of my prime and a bit fed up with it all. Especially if you have the money/time to do something else.

Citeh -2 (vs Hull) & Chelsea -1 (vs Villa) double next weekend @ around 9/2

He genuinely has a height restriction for his front man. No doubt. This is when Pardew collapses, once he loses a game. He is going to start getting paranoid and playing ultra defensive. How he dropped Zaha with the form he is in is just insane. To then play a poacher in Gayle, on the wing. It's Cisse out wide all over again. So true All change! Backs-to-the-wall, let's cling on to PL status with 15 odd 0-0 draws for the rest of the season type stuff

Sounds like a risk worth taking, even though it probably doesn't feel like it for you now. Unlucky man.

Wonder what he did.

Sagna over Zabaleta? Yeesh.

Had a reasonable spell of scoring in home games when he arrived as I recall.

My betting instincts are in tandem with the Betting Gods... of another ducking reality.

Of course

Can't believe I didn't put anything on 0-0 at HT for this shower.

I think you're forgetting Peter Crouch's contract extension at Stoke.

Bruce and Carver have to be the ugliest combination this season. The state of that handshake shot. They might censor it.

What on earth is he prattling on about?

Carver can't even mimic the savoire faire of a clogger manager with any conviction Fucking hell.