Beren

I could see him at Swansea.

'Hiding' seems needlessly pejorative but I don't think he gets involved in play enough for a central midfielder. He's too passive and doesn't take control of the midfield as you'd hope, and unless he's surrounded by other ball players (he's not), then his assets are wasted.

These cybertears are all a bit premature. Our newly appointed hotshot up-and-coming English manager didn't just say we were aiming for top half, he even intimated we might try to push on as high as NINTH or even EIGHTH! Getting a nosebleed just thinking about it.

Daiquiri Sagna is very good.

His breath probably smells of Pardew's arse.

Curse of the organiser! Though you're actually still doing much better than I ever did. Well done and fair play for doing this btw

Double two in the pink, one in the stink.

and a 90 year old face.

Ian W

He had a cramp first, then a hand injury the next time... which they treated with cramp treatment on his legs.

He is. Still so typical of football in 2015 (or at least my experience of it) that the diving t*** keeper wins, and worse still, is the hero. Was he diving? What incentive does he have to dive? It made no sense. It was fucking loony. When he hurt his hand after he saved the Razak penalty was best - presumably to pysche out the next penalty taker - him

Very disappointed as I have a fair few passionate Ghanaian mates.

He is. Still so typical of football in 2015 (or at least my experience of it) that the diving twat keeper wins, and worse still, is the hero.

Forest never should have hired him.

"I misread what me old doctor said on account of me not being able to read and that, and when he said I had nee problem to stop me from working, I thought he said I had a knee problem"

His reputation as an honest Englishman kept him on the pitch and nowt else.

2-1 to Raith. Scrappiest goal ever.

Cisse and Bardsley playing horsie at the end

Football is ridiculous. Two worst players have scored.

Worst player on the pitch scores

He has Shitiligo.

Carver: DO MORE FOOTBALL!

Run Forrest Run!

Anita is a ridiculous choice for man on the post when defending corners

It's the name, I'm certain of it. Pretty much. Daft of him to get booked/give away a freekick where he did though. Rush of blood to the head. Didn't cost the side though luckily.