Beren

What is it? Delilah

Like an adult playing against kids

Beeeast

http://i2.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article6501337.ece/alternates/s615b/ECE_8_MAN_CITY_NASRI_SCAN.jpg Nasri injured

Did Milner just try a Bale?

Aye, two killer balls already.

Man City need to get their act together now. They've got big game experience, they've not had CL football for weeks, they've got Kun, Yaya and Kompany fit - they should walk the title now.

Your defensive injuries won't be sorted by next week, will they?

Howay Aguero! Fuck Palace the hell up.

For today I'll love him. The deluded fuck that he is. Looked depressed as fuck as well. Like he's suffering from insomnia.

He's class man. He's a dick, he's anti-football, he's a footballing devil, but he's capable of bringing down the insufferably pious when no one else can - and for that he's capable of being a sensational anti-hero. Great charisma.

AMAZING. I believe the media now. This might be the fairytale ending for Liverpool's season that I, the neutral, wanted.

Get in Nando!

Mourinho looks like such a bum today, it's brillliant

It's pretty much the only footbaling joy I have left at this point.

This tastes so sweet. Please let it be.

Demba

I dunno , Liverpool haven't created much It's what Chelsea do, love it or hate it.

Please let it end like this

Grim state of affairs. At least OGS is down. The prat. Gotta hope Fulham nick that 17th spot. Glad I got on Liverpool -1. That chelski team will get butchered.

And that's not a penalty, why?

They're shite against shite, except us.

Everyone else spellcheck that too? Great stuff Jordan.