Beren

Doomed.

Poor bastids! Should be allowed to let themselves go and enjoy food without this

I see the logic, but I think getting rid of Ashley hinges on a motivated buyer rather than a demotivated seller. IMO.

Nested IF function burn.

Bought one and will be taking it with me to the match. Good stuff. What's it say? Pardew Out in big letters and then underneath is three stats: First NUFC manager to lose 5 consecutive PL games, Most NUFC PL losses in one season and biggest home defeat for 87 years. I'll upload a photo when it comes.

Podolski would've been a better shout than Giroud, Shirley? Difficult captain choice for the weekend.

The shout out to the knowledgeable fan forums

You could almost call it a masterclass. Whatever. Masterclass would've meant this tie was over already. Should be, but for some inexplicably dodgy finishing from very, very presentable chances. And Bayern didn't? Götze should've scored and so should've Muller there. Alonso made a fantastic tackle. Wasn't much between them, would say Real deserved a 1-0 win. No way this tie should've been over already, don't see how you can say that really. Those were both second half, Real could have gone in at half-time at 3-0 and strangled the game from there.

You could almost call it a masterclass. Whatever. Masterclass would've meant this tie was over already. Should be, but for some inexplicably dodgy finishing from very, very presentable chances.

What a tackle!

Robben's been nullified so intelligently this half. Looks pretty impotent when treated this way.

Real should really be out of sight. Tie should be over.

As if CR7 missed that chance. Small stake at least.

Lerl possession knobs

Ballsy.

Gone with this.

Dante is going to get exposed tonight (well, I hope).

11/5! Dang.

Updated OP. Where's the 3+ goals one?

Happy for the list of Unwanted Records to go in the AP of this thread. If someone can knock up a starter pack of 7-8 of them, I'll pop them in the OP. Then we can build as we go. Suggest we keep it to punchy bullet points rather than graphics. So it can be copy and pasted more easily by lurkers etc.

Staggering these. Tempted to start a "Pardew's Unwanted Records" thread to complement his Official Excuses thread, just so there is somewhere else to point people to who say "Pardew is doing an alright job". Three Pardew threads would sadden me though. One is too many.

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