Beren

Would love it if we kicked off the game, passed it back to Williamson and he looked at Pardew with an icy death-stare, before letting it run through to Bony

That was just a red-top rumour, wasn't it?

Scored an uncanny amount of rebounds, Pires did - Dennis Rodman would be envious

Every manager blames soldiers for Hatem Ben Arfa's wages.

What a thoroughly nasty piece of work he is to hijack the good name and goodwill of a charitable, generous and decent man of the people, to curry favour with the very people he hopes to continue to financially and emotionally exploit on behalf of his self-serving boss, with full knowledge that neither he or is his boss have any intention to uphold the principles or values which SBR held dear. Deserves the very worst.

Cunt.

Cunt. Making it sound as if the booing is for the team not him

If any banners can get in to the ground - would be great if they could reference the latest "10 senior players" lie.

Such a shame that the mainstream media are so indifferent/gutless. That 10 senior players bit, man. Fuck me. Propagandist shit

This title will be the latest event in a long line of galling events to push me closer to the edge of indifference. Can't stand football atm.

1-1

Nasri's touch

Arsenal's magical hold on 4th spot Always look like they're going to miss it, then nick it at the death ahaha

Stonewall

They were imperious at home in the first half of the season, but Citeh look so vulnerable now. Really soft defensively, not controlling the tempo as authoritatively.

Daft from Zabaleta.

Aguero tweaked something? Moving awkwardly

Hart is such a pile of toss.

In all seriousness, I think that's close to Citeh's best team. Think they'll beat Sunderland with more ease than usual.

Urgh, fantasy captain You're already doing alright then you knob Howay cap'n Aguero!

Edit: I don't really like the reliance on stats in this instance, actually. They happen to corroborate my viewpoint this time, but it's just an opinion thing at the end of the day: I think he's done well without having a decent run in the side and I don't think not being in the side is necessarily his fault (cf. Lukaku).

It's not a damning indictment at all. It's just Mourinho being Mourinho. His system only ever really allows for one striker at a time, and he's got more fashionable strikers at his disposal (Mr £50m & Eto'o). Judge Ba by what he's done, and that's 4 goals and 3 assists in 465 minutes. That's a goal or an assist every 66 minutes. Don't think it's fair to say he is just a goalscorer either. Watch that 3-0 against Man Utd. He's so good as a goalscorer I wouldn't want him concentrating on much else though. He's not just marginally better than the other two as a goalscorer IMO.

Would have Ba over both. Easy decision.