Beren

Zaha is too hot to handle, the rest shite.

So disappointed in Krul.

Pen IMO

Zaha, you gotta finish from there!

Krul, man

Get in at 1-0 up and we'll try to protect the lead

Lesta, Stoke, Citeh treble - small stakes. Horrible odds this weekend.

Main/only reason I'm going is to see the mentals kick off tbh. I hope it's f***ing glorious, I'd love to see people running towards the dugout and assault the c***. Widespread shouting/screaming/swearing at him - like hundreds and hundreds all spewing bile at him, just full-on, 100% abuse. People getting thrown out, arguing with stewards if they try to confiscate banners. I want the f***ing works - anarchy. Widespread and extensive rampage from all 4 stands. Escort him from the dugout for his own safety etc. This would be mint. A proper hostile environment for him. There's going to be some chav at the ground who is determined to live a life of lawlessness, dead set on flouting authority and causing trouble, so why not get sent down for lumping Pardew?

Juve + BTTS/ Valencia-Sevilla BTTS double

Please someone kneecap this fucker. Flash

Tweet one of the journos they are lapping this up ATM. Unless they are going to search everyone's pockets getting an A4 piece of paper into the ground won't be a problem Don't have/understand Twitter.

Real are insanely good.

Hooooof

Arjen Robben post-match: I was a little surprised at how badly Real Madrid played to beat us.

14/19 Worse loss %

Well done again Jordan. Be great if we could get an A4 template sign circulated via one of the local rags for people to print and take in. Stewarts couldn't confiscate hundreds of A4 pieces of paper. It's lo-tech but effective. "It's not 'recent' bad form, Alan. 14 losses out of 19 isn't 'form'. You're just sh**."

Need to make more of the 14/20 losses.

His look comfy Hers

Muller will score. Loves a big game.

The kind that attracts betting fiends!

1-0 @ 8/1 2-1 @ 15/2 in our game, mixed with Sunderland +2 @ 4/5 @ Old Trafford.

Awful odds for next weekend's games.

Rather just print money from both losses Ideal world yeah. Don't have a fuck load of confidence in Cardiff though. Worried our superior player quality will save Pardew's bacon. Already thrown £50 at Cardiff -1 @ 9.00 I really shouldn't have loads of money in my betting account. Flying too close to the sun. Seems to be working for you.