Beren

Not even looking at the ball.

Trying to keep perspective but this is giving is such a bad account of ourselves and what the team is about.

That pass by Trippier was more frustrating than his miscontrol.

Do they think Wilson is Thierry Henry?

Going back to front too quickly again.

FFS Longstaff.

Not going well this. Need Bruno and Joelinton to get a foot on the ball here.

Without being defeatist I'm trying to keep perspective that we've beaten Man City, PSG, Man Utd and Arsenal in this spell and are down to bare bones tonight.

Chrissake

Didn't realise Dortmund's shirt design is pre-creased

Livramento up top is hilarious/great. But I suspect he will sit deeper.

The accountant in me thinks this means Tino and Hall are now assets (not humans!) with CL experience. Self-

Ooh. Gordon and Almiron when the game gets stretched. I like it.

Interviewer talking to them like they're 12 years old. And tbf their answers matched.

This interview man. Howling

You can tell already Ange will be infinitely more dignified than Arteta.

Easily the best game ever in the PL era.

I almost didn't watch this game.

Chelsea flexing like they're hot shit in the celebrations now

Close to tears of laughter here

The ref just looked at that lobbying Spurs player like I look at my kids when they're in trouble.

Slapstick comedy headed miss that