Beren

....aaaand this is why you should capitalise when you're in their backyard and they look shit.

Long shots and diagonal floaters. That's Pardew.

Oh good, another optimistically clipped diagonal ball for Begovic Anzhi's keeper.

Tiote and Anita are fucking awful so far.

We're not defending with any real organisation. That one pass took out three players. Need to go more man-to-man.

Marv

We look very nervous so far.

TOON TOON!!

Zanetti owning Lennon

Spurs diving a fair bit, like.

Spurs game with American commentary is fantastic.

So worth it. London press have been insufferable about Spurs lately. They're such Mackems. Obsessed with being London's top dogs etc

So worth it.

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Is he on his phone? Not at the moment. Just start badmouthing Pardew and see if he very gently interrupts you.

Unbelievable, isn't it?

Surprised but impressed that Pardew has rewarded Marveaux for his moment of magic in unlocking Stoke's defence with a place tonight in favour of his homeboy, Obertan. Hopefully we come out of the blocks strong and keep them on the backfoot so Marv doesn't get judged on his tracking back abilities!

What's the Yewrupean version of E-I-E-I-O now we're out of the group stages...

Missed Good news. Another trip back out east would be fucking ridiculous Basel aren't pushovers or anything, but if we do our job tonight, I'd feel confident if drawn against them.

C'mon, Basil! Garnish your performance with an away goal to end their season.

Skirge, you doing your normal bet tonight? 3-0 Demba Ba Papiss Cisse FGS?

He's suspended

Saucy bastards.