Beren

Welbeck hahaha.

Ramos, man. Unadultered dickhead.

You must really hate Mourinho to want that after what Ferguson said about your boy Pardew

To be one of the world's best he has to have a good all-round game, and he doesn't. His ability to command his box is still quite bad.

RvP to get sent off for kicking a ball after the whistle blows, anyone?

I'd run out of tissue after four goals. Not that I'm necessarily supporting either.

Peter Crouch has CL experience. Mind-boggling.

I'd like to caveat that just because I am excited about the match, I've only just turned on the telly to hear the ridiculous waffle around this... I don't go that far in my anticipation!

Unlike the hype that is manufactured around ties such as Man Utd vs Liverpool, for me this is a genuine glamour tie - so it'd have to be pretty abhorrent stuff for me not to watch it/enjoy it. Just seeing various battles over the pitch that people will speculate about all year round in the interminable Premiership vs La Liga debates/crossover comparisons etc Maybe it's because half the season I find myself watching Man Utd in the Premiership I end up thinking/muttering under my breath towards the end "can't wait 'til these get dicked over by Barca/Real/Dortmund"

There's that ray of sunshine my life has been missing today

Or Park in more recent times. True, but I think he had more redeeming qualities as a player in his time there. (Haven't seen much of him at QPR). As upstanding a footballing ambassador that Phil Neville may now be, I used to really dislike him and the free ride he received in the media. He honestly used to just go out, scythe down the opponent's most creative player first half, get booked, then get hooked at half-time. No one mentioned or noticed a pattern or anything.

Yeah fuck me it came across wrong. I'm just confident of beating all the other teams over two legs except Barcelona and Real Madrid. I didn't mean for it to come across like I think it's a forgone conclusion if we draw anyone else. Fair enough mate - put it down to a Frainbart. It will, nonetheless, be this season's equivalent of Neil's "don't really see you as our rivals" comment though

Whoever is 'on' Ronaldo will get booked/tire and be subbed off for someone else anyway. Phil Neville used to do that job for SAF back in the day.

No Nani, Valencia, Young or Cleverly - he's gone for all graft. 'Defend and hope RVP nicks a goal' looking team to me.

You know that has CR7 on it, right VI?

Newcastle -1, Man Utd double @ 21/1

Dortmund for starters? You've had a shocker there Froggy.

Last 10 minutes in the home leg, then 20-30 against Southampton?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/106/887/backpain-1292835351.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/j7GKF4I.jpg

Good result for us - keeps the top end of the middle of the table that bit tighter, should we decide to find some sustained form ourselves for the rest of the season.

Need Lukaku to get 1 bonus point or less.

Would love to be able to hijack the final stage of a newspaper editing process and change the sports headlines to 'Justice for the Diving Cuntface' with a picture of the twat looking forlorn.

http://i.imgur.com/L5H5qKX.jpg

I don't get the attitude that in acknowledging how good a player he is we are to marginalise how colossal a cunt he is, as though it at all offsets it. The idea anyone ought to warm to him because he's an exceptionally talented footballer is daft IMO. He's always a cunt first, a footballer second.