Beren

Decent ball from Tiote.

Commentator is a cock-sucker.

Simpson vs Arsenal. I hate Simpsons vs Arsenal. [/in the style of "Manure, I hate manure" ~ BTTF]

Put some whip on it. Stop floating it. [/broken record player]

Throw in a goal from a corner, Cisse/Ba both scoring and a performance which lasts 90 minutes and we might have a decent night.

Maybe next year.

Good finish from Walcott. Fair play.

Aye, and you're normally at the head of the queue. Got things to do later? No i haven't but if we get battered it'll be crowded in here Thought you'd be up for a hardcore session with Mrs Bimpy after the inevitable loss today? She can feck off, I'm not well today and she hasn't even offered to make me coffee, she just laid in the other room watching that strictly shit she records. Lisa Riley is her hero you might not be all that surprised to hear.

You're kidding?! Screenshot pls

Beaujesour needs to get involved in the goalfest. When can we play Villa btw?

Poor bastards.

It's like watching 90 minutes of watching Danny Simpson cross it to Williamson. At both ends.

Reading vs West Ham is an abomination against football. So, so bad. If anyone feels guilty about something they've done and wants to punish themselves, give it a watch.

Bassong would destroy him

I had a feeling. Why I dropped Cameron and benched Shawcross and Begovic. For Cueller and Bassong Penny-pinching miser!

Stoke were always going to struggle a bit without Shawcross and Cameron.

Fulham are in such trouble, man. Without Dempsey, Dembele and Murphy they really need to invest in January to stay out of the dogfight.

West Ham have only scored 5 away goals this season. They have more away points than us.

Goals galore for a change in the first ten.

James Collins

BBC logic - isn't he on the bench?

Brought in and captained Nolan Mainly as they're playing the Mackems soon

Winning from a losing position