Beren

I honestly hope Shola corners Atkinson in the shower later.

Moyes must have sucked Atkinson's cock clean off because that was ridiculous.

Shola got there first, then fell over Neville IMO. Would have been very soft. Shirley you're kidding?

Wow - what a wanker.

Please try keep hold of the ball man. We're just inviting them to probe our very leaky defence.

Expecting some half-time stone cold stunners*, here. [YoCabs and Debuchy that is ]

Ba's departure/unavailability spices things up in N-O's new cheery hot topic question: who can we least afford to get injured? Usually the answer is Colo. Well, it's always Colo. It's still Colo, but let's pretend it might not be. Creative Marv? Jack-of-all-full-back positions Santon? Not-Shola-Striker Cisse? Fun times.

Proper harsh of them to do the Demba Ba business now, tbh. They're not going to play him today, they've just deprived us of him against one of their potential CL rivals. Could have nabbed him before the FA cup game to stop him from being cup-tied. Twats

Baines, Pienaar, Fellaini all make it through. Good, good. Who remembers the first half at Goodison earlier this season? Who wants an embarrassing, probably more efficient reminder on our home turf?

I've a horrible feeling this might happen - excuse would be we had prepared for Ba playing so Shola was a like-for-like replacement into the system.... No way it won't be Cisse centrally, we've been waiting the whole season to see it happen. I could see him being paired with Shola mind, maybe just to give us more aerial presence, which would be horrible.

Properly ballsing up my FF week, Chelsea. No Ba, no Mata. [...but my Fantasy team too, c'mon! ]

Inter-divisional loans

[seriously, he must have a class electric shaver] Definitely going to tweet him on electric shavers at some point, its about the little things you see. Can't be sure whether his cobalt jaw makes it seem as though his stubble is longer at the jawline, or whether it really is longer.

Dat facial hair gradient http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6088/6081539075_994459282b.jpg [seriously, he must have a class electric shaver]

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Souness should be an option, tbh. We actually paid another club money for him.

Be curious to see how other outfield players who have also played the full 90 in most games this season fare... not that mere coverage of ground counts for anything in and of itself.

Bacary Sagna hattrick would be useful to keep my FF score mildly respectable.

Who is their Penteke?

Reading losing.

2-0 West Ham

Going to beat Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak.

Hammers 1 up too.

Just saw this class compilation of Debuchy. There was this one bit, where he took a throw-in and they didn't concede. It was amazing.