Beren

Oh dear.

What's the deal with this again?

Face bounced off the turf on the way down. Ouch.

Forgot how utterly shameless Portugal are

Keeper's distribution is Krul-esque

Absolutely can't wait for the studio analysis of that chance - Shearer will go nuts

That miss Can't believe he didn't throttle him after

Fun half for a 0-0.

Canny celebration too

Nee one having a crack from distance. Can't wait for a team of Steph Currys to arrive on the scene at some point in the next 100 or so years, all midfielders clinical from outside the box.

It doesn't make any sense No need for all these fancy wrinkles about interfering or not interfering etc etc

The Danish diving is proper weird

Keown really is an abysmal commentator

Proper weird watching the histrionic screaming of diving players now.

Well played medics. Glad he's stable. Hope Eriksen sues the broadcasters.

They've dismantled them tbh.

Virtually no managerial credentials outside the England set up but he's British and inoffensive. He's a safe choice (i.e. not forrin').

Especially those elongated cliche-ridden nothing questions...

*William appears on TV* "Oh fuck off"

Yeah the commentators aren't allowed to dwell on it I guess. Always been the way. Sweep the shit under the rug and keep on message.

He's level IMO. Don't know how VAR calculate it touching/leaving the boot of Silva etc

VAR should have the power to reverse an egregious decision. That's it.

Hahahaha. VAR is such bollocks.

Jenas immediately looks like a mug.

Kante sees the pitch like he's playing Pro Evo. Fucking immense.