Beren

He's a fucking Thierry/Kanu hybrid.

ISAKKKKK hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhah

Pick that out PICKford.

That was like a Shao Kahn sledgehammer of a header

GERRIN BIG JOOEEEL

Almiron's been shocking. Looks like he is trying avoid contact today. Overall apart from the end, that was an okay performance, managing the overly-physical opening period from Everton. Not much quality on the ball, but good defensively. Everton resorting to pot shots from distance.

This is ideal IMO. This team needs to be forged in fire and have the experience of leading, having pressure and winning with our destiny in our own hands. One day we could be in Arsenal's shoes, with Man City breathing down our necks - and this kind of experience could be helpful. Even if the equivalent is the refs escorting Liverpool into our wake this year

NUFC have come so far but when I see Citeh play like this I get proper "is this the world of Pro Heroes?" vibes (Deku seeing All-Might Vs Nomu)

Think Arsenal need a bit more incentive to play more attacking football, rather than be passive and let the game happen. Obviously dangerous as there's the threat Man City pull away, but prior to the goal way too many passes going sideways and backwards. Uncharacteristic.

Wonder if NUFC can finish second

This game definitely has Von Miller vs Cam Newton vibes. @Shak I think NUFC broke Spurs.

So unproductive yesterday. Just reading and watching the same stuff over and over again.

Forgot about this so looked it up: Amazing tbh. HBA, bloody hell.

Few more of those well-timed swerving runs across the opposition's backline

Apologies if Giggs but NUFC now have three players on double digit goals in the PL. Has to be decades since that happened.

(Defending route one football down the wings is becoming a bit of an issue for our backline though)

This felt a bit like the Brazil Vs Germany semi-final. What should have been reasonably competitive was an absolute can't-take-your-eyes-off-it honking.

Yup!

Mind you, I do think we still have shown some defensive frailties but that's for another day.

I did think the spurs fans sticking the boot into their own side pre-match was just standard self-deprecation but blimey, they really don't have any heart.

Wow. What a half. That fourth goal was insane. Stuff of dreams. Murphy shooting and scoring from that range was emblematic of the whole half.

Big picture this is good anyway. If we won every game until the end of the season, we might not replace the likes of Burn and Murphy in the summer. Need a few of these, while securing third or fourth.

Howay, no live in-game clips please. You'll get N-O shut down.

Longstaff, Longstaff, wherefore art thou Longstaff...

Positive is that's about as bad as that side is capable of playing and it's only 1-0. Gordon has the heart of a pea in that half. No workrate. He's British so I expect him to get an easier ride than ASM would. NUFC playing way too direct. Every midfielder is trying to spray the killer ball forward from inside our own centre circle like they're Steven Gerrard on coke or something. Hopefully a new plan after the half. Villa should be out of sight.